Monday, November 19, 2012

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES

Sunday, November 18th, 2012, from Indianapolis

BRODUS CLAY & TYSON KIDD & JUSTIN GABRIEL & REY MYSTERIO & SIN CARA vs. TENSAI & TITUS O'NEIL & DARREN YOUNG & PRIMO & EPICO: This stale, dull show opened with an un-announced traditional elimination match. It was entertaining, but with no build up, who cares? ** (out of ****)

EVE TORRES vs. KAITLYN: I read the paper. *

ANTONIO CESARO vs. R-TRUTH: More paper. The WWE roster isn't bad, just boring. 1/2*

AJ/VICKY SEGMENT: Tamima is Vicky's new "enforcer." AJ is actually the most entertaining "diva" in the WWE in a long time. Why? She doesn't wrestle.

BIG SHOW vs. SHEAMUS: Boring until the end when there were some near-falls and a ref bump. Sheamus sucks. On RAW they even gave him the "What?" treatment. *1/2

TEAM FOLEY (RANDY ORTON & KOFI KINGSTON & THE MIZ & DANIEL BRYAN & KANE vs. TEAM ZIGGLER (DOLPH ZIGGLER & ALBERTO DEL RIO & DAMIEN SANDOW & DAVID OTUNGA & WADE BARRETT): So the day after Hell in a Cell they set up a Team Foley vs. Team CM Punk match for this show but a week later changed it and now we had this pointless dreck. The WWE needs new writers and fast. *1/2

RYBACK vs. CM PUNK vs. JOHN CENA: The plan for the past few months has been for The Rock to fight CM Punk at the Royal Rumble for the title. This plan would not make sense if CM Punk wasn't the champ. So the WWE does the worst thing ever and introduces an undefeated, new, fan-friendly star into the title hunt. Why? I'm not entirely sure. I guess to sell ppv's, although Cena vs. Punk would have done the job better. They probably didn't want Cena to lose again to Punk at Hell in a Cell...but he lost here, anyway, and Ryback was undefeated but has now lost in the main event at two straight ppv's. Logic? So now it's a matter of: how can WWE keep the title on CM Punk in the strangest ways possible? God forbid he win a match clean. Last month the ref was evil and during this match three NXT stars beat up Ryback and put him through the -guess- Spanish announce table (earlier, Punk & Cena teamed up to put Ryback through the regular announce table). This match had two table breaks but a poor ending (we already saw a NXT invasion). A very weak show. **

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

TNA TURNING POINT

Sunday, November 11th, 2012, from Orlando

SOMOA JOE vs. MAGNUS: I can't stand Magnus. He's so cookie cutter. * (out of ****)

ODB & ERIC YOUNG vs. TARA & JESSE: Another comedy fest. If you're a redneck maybe you loved this. Eric Young should be the TNA champ, though. *

RVD vs. JOEY RYAN: Really? The X-Division used to be incredible. *1/2

DOC vs. JOSEPH PARK: I miss Abyss. 1/2*

CHAVO GUERRERO & HERNANDEZ vs. CHRISTOPHER DANIELS & KAZARIAN: Hernandez landed on his head at a house show so he didn't do his top-rope, head-first dive in this match. **

JAMES STORM vs. BOBBY ROODE vs. AJ STYLES: Without blood and weapons, Roode and Storm are dull. **

KURT ANGLE vs. DEVON: Still waiting for a Bubba/Devon clusterfuck. *1/2

JEFF HARDY vs. AUSTIN ARIES "LADDER MATCH": Seriously sadistic. This was brutal. Hardy took a ton of sick falls in this one, landing like a marionette every time. The final was clever; Aries grabbed the controls that raised the titles higher so Hardy had to bring out a bigger ladder. Hardy gave Aries a twist of fate on a ladder on the top rope then won it. Great match. ***