Metlife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
NIGHT 1:
JEY USO & ROMAN REIGNS vs. BRON BREAKER & BRONSON REED (21:04): I guess because the WWE is "hot" these days, plus the fact that the new owners, TKO, are trying to maximize profits at all costs, this year was the first time ever that Summerslam was two nights. I suppose it's inevitable that The Royal Rumble will eventually be two nights as well, and maybe even Survivor Series. It definitely waters the show down, as now you don't get all the big stars and big matches on one show. This show was fine but nothing special. The WWE PPV's are entertaining but nothing to go out of your way to see. This was an easy, fairly entertaining show if you watched the replay and could fast forward all the commercials. The show looked like a big deal because it was outside at the Giants/Jets football stadium. The stage was pretty massive. It seemed like there weren't that many seats on the floor, though, but every seat even in the nosebleeds was filled. And the crowd seemed hot for most everything and seemed to enjoy themselves. This opener featured Roman Reigns wrestling in his first match since Wrestlemania. It seems to me that, since the whole heel Roman of The Bloodline storyline ended, they don't really know what to do with Roman Reigns. I think the problem with this match is that it felt like an A team (Uso & Reigns) vs. a B team (Breaker & Reed). Seth Rollins is the only true star of that heel group and he wasn't in this match. Match was fine but never elevated into anything great. **
ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR vs. THE JUDGMENT DAY (RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & ROXANNE PEREZ) (13:36): Bliss and Flair and a tag team but headed for a split and a feud. So of course they won the tag team titles here. Are there even any women's tag teams? It seems like it's just teams where they put two singles wrestlers together. It also seems like Charlotte Flair was just being booed but she was cheered here. Match was forgettable. 1/2*
SAMI ZAYN vs. KARRION KROSS (8:10): I doubt that this match would have been on Summerslam if not for the two night gimmick. Maybe they should fire Karrion Kross again. He's totally superfluous. Sami Zayn is now wearing trunks with Arabic writing on them. At one point, Scarlett handed Sami a metal pipe so that he could cheat. He didn't. Scarlett is Karrion's wife/general manager. The storyline is that Sami needs to show killer instinct to eventually be a champion, and I guess Scarlett wanted to show him that by giving him the metal pipe. Why she would do that to get her husband to lose the match makes no sense. *
TIFFANY STRATON vs. JADE CARGILL (7:04): Cargill won the Queen of the Ring tournament to get this title shot match. Cargill lost. She didn't look as awkward or as lost as she did in AEW, but she's still not a good wrestler. Tiffany did some exciting dives and moonsaults. Match was just okay. *1/2
DREW McINTYRE & LOGAN PAUL vs. JELLY ROLL & RANDY ORTON (17:05): Jelly Roll is a singer. He's also fat, so it was kind of ridiculous how much offense he got against McIntyre and Paul here. The big moment had Logan doing a frog splash from the top rope onto Jelly Roll through the announce table. That was cool. Jelly Roll was hobbling towards the back with the medical people but then pushed them away and got back into the match only to seemingly become Superman. I get that this is fake but, c'mon. At least Jelly Roll was pinned by Logan Paul. **
CM PUNK vs. GUNTHER/ SETH ROLLINS vs. CM PUNK (30:31): Gunther gave CM Punk some hellacious chops in this. That was good. The problem was that Gunther was in some great, old-school match whereas CM Punk was just lying on the mat. If this hadn't been so one-sided it might've been a classic. Gunther stupidly stood on the announce table to celebrate the beat down and Punk grabbed his feet to cause him to fall. Gunther was bleeding. This caused CM Punk to give Gunther two Go to Sleeps and win the title. The first GTS was great because Gunther didn't fall over, just wobbled and leaned backwards on the precipice of collapse. After Punk won the title, Seth Rollins came out to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase. Rollins beat up Punk with the briefcase, then cashed it in, then gave him a stomp and won the title. This "surprise" cash in would've been better if it wasn't so obvious. Seth was injured on Saturday Night's Main Event on July 13th. The problem was that his injury was fake and all the pro-wrestling reporters revealed it online. I guess if you don't go on wrestling websites online or anything you might've been surprised. For what it's worth, this was a really good match besides the fact that it was too one-sided. Gunther's chops and brutality were really great. I kind of wish this match didn't have a cash in and Punk actually did a realistic comeback to win the title. This really had the building blocks of being an epic, awesome, classic New Japan strong style, dramatic, long, title main event match...but like most things in WWE lately, they fell short and ended with gimmickry. **1/2
