Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas
NIGHT 1 (Saturday, April 19th)
JEY USO vs. GUNTHER (16:21): This show was a dog. I always bitched about how long Wrestlemania was and that they should make it two nights. Well, now I'm pleading for them to go back to one night. While the crowd was into this first match and into the main event, they didn't much care for anything in between. It certainly didn't help that none of the matches besides the main event were any good. This show was so dull that some people online were raving about the main event like it was Omega-Okada or something. It wasn't, it's just that the show up to the main event was so forgettable and boring that it made the main event look like something excellent. It also didn't help that between matches there were at least 10 minutes or more of commercials and video packages. I feel pretty bad for the audience that paid those exorbitant ticket prices for such a bad show. Not that this card was any good in the first place. Ospreay vs. Takeshita on Dynamite on Wednesday was better than this entire show combined. If they had only done 1 night this year, it at least would've cut the fat. Jade Cargill vs. Naomi is a match for the biggest show of the year? Give me a break. Also The New Day vs. The War Raiders? These are RAW matches at best. They decided to go with the WWE championship match first. This is for the lesser of the two main titles, obviously "lesser" because it wasn't even the main event. Gunther beat Jey Uso a few months ago on a Saturday Night's Main Event show...so it was pretty obvious Jey would win the title here. The crowds at all these WWE shows love doing the "Yeet" hand motion, which is why Jey is popular. It's not because of his exciting wrestling. Usually, at least, in the past, Gunther's matches have been match-of-the-year caliber. Not lately, anyway. At least the crowd was somewhat awake for this match. Jey Uso choked out Gunther to win...which is kind of ridiculous, but whatever. They should really just put The Uso's back together as a tag team because they've never been good singles wrestlers. **
THE NEW DAY vs. THE WAR RAIDERS (9:12): And then they went into four straight short matches that a silent crowd sat through utterly bored. They popped for some of the big moves here and there, but that was it. The New Day are heels now. They won the tag titles here. The tag division is pretty thin these days, which makes me wonder why they decided not to keep The Lucha Brothers as a tag team. Xavier Woods cheated when the ref wasn't looking and held someone's leg which caused Kofi to pin one of the Vikings. The War Raiders did one cool spot where one picked up the other and tossed him off the apron onto The New Day. I guess Big E. is never coming back. 1/2*
JADE CARGILL vs. NAOMI (9:20): They really tried to push Jade as a power house and a big star and all that. Trust me, it doesn't work. AEW tried it for years. Jade just isn't a good wrestler. Naomi spent the whole match trying to keep her boob from popping out of her outfit. 1/2*
JACOB FATU vs. LA KNIGHT (10:38): Fatu is one of the few WWE wrestlers that is actually really exciting to watch and the fans seem to get behind. I guess beating LA Knight for some superfluous title is considered pushing him? I mean...put him in the main event title hunt already. The crowd popped when Fatu was doing moonsaults. LA Knight has cooled off thanks to the WWE never really going all the way with him. His pinnacle was a main event losing to Roman Reigns in Saudi Arabia two years ago. The crowds at least still chant his catchphrases. This was fine but nothing special. **
EL GRANDE AMERICANO vs. REY FENIX (7:55): Chad Gable is wearing a Luchador mask now for some reason. I'd say it's because Vince thinks it's funny but Vince isn't writing this, anymore. Rey Mysterio was supposed to wrestle in this match but he got injured on Smackdown so they threw in Rey Fenix. While Fenix lost, at least he got his Wrestlemania moment, which I guess is why he left AEW (WWE bought AAA, so maybe that also had something to do with him leaving AEW). The Lucha Brothers are awesome as a tag team but not as great separately. Hopefully the WWE realizes this sooner than later. Gable cheated by putting a steel rod in his mask and head butting Fenix. I've seen Fenix look a hell of a lot better literally all the time. Has WWE already ruined him? *1/2
TIFFANY STRATTON vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR (19:09): This feud got a lot of online press because on Smackdown two weeks ago they apparently went off script and it was a disaster. First off, they didn't go off script. Nobody cared about this match so they decided to pretend like they both really hate each other and say stuff on TV as if it was real life. How stupid are you fans to think that this shit is real? Well it worked, as suddenly people cared about this match. It was clunky. Tiffany came out in a Barbie Box. That was amusing. Really, none of the grand entrances were that cool. LA Knight and Charlotte both came out in a car. Both Tiffany and Charlotte did moonsaults. They both seemed a bit off. Match was just okay. Tiffany retained her title. **
SETH ROLLINS vs. ROMAN REIGNS vs. CM PUNK (32:39): I think there was 20 minutes or more between the last match and this one. They brought out the Hall of Fame inductees. HHH, who runs the company now, was inducted into the hall of fame. Supposedly his speech at the Hall of Fame was over an hour long. I'm glad I didn't watch that. This match was more entertaining than anything else on this show. Considering how bad the rest of this show was, this match seemed like Steamboat-Flair or something. If you had only watched this match, though, it was good but nothing spectacular or anything. They broke both announce tables and Paul Heyman turned on both Roman and CM Punk to align himself with Seth. This was not a surprise. I read a preview of this show on Voices of Wrestling and he predicted this. I'm guessing more people than him figured this "shocking" finish would occur. They did a zillion kick outs. That got old. Roman went for a spear and Seth jumped up and turned it into a Pedigree. That was kind of cool. They brawled in the crowd. The finish had Paul Heyman coming into the ring and giving CM Punk a low blow and then Roman a low blow and then handing Seth a chair. The funniest thing was at one point, Seth was yelling at Roman about the past and mentioned "Mox." As in...Jon Moxley. But he wasn't "Mox" in WWE. He was Dean Ambrose. Oh, c'mon, Seth, just go join AEW already. Match was entertaining but my God was this a dull show. **1/2
NIGHT 2 (Sunday, April 20th, Easter)
IYO SKY vs. BIANCA BeLAIR vs. RHEA RIPLEY (14:26): The last time Wrestlemania was in Las Vegas, it was Wrestlemania IX, held outside Caesar's Palace. I remember that because I was a fan of the WWE back then, even going to one or two WWE house shows (Owen Hart vs. Brett Hart in a steel cage was the one main event I remember). I recall renting the VHS copy of Wrestlemania IX from Blockbuster. The Undertaker wrestled Giant Gonzalez. The main event had Yokozuna beating Brett Hart...then, for no logical reason, Hulk Hogan ran out and leg dropped Yokozuna to pin him. No, it didn't make sense then, either. As stupid as that Wrestlemania was, it was probably better than this one. Night 2 was different in that the first couple of matches were entertaining and then it went downhill, culminating in a fairly disappointing main event. This first match, for the women's title, was perhaps the best match on either show. The crowd was still awake, alive, and loud and the match was non-stop action. Iyo Sky retained the title. ***
DREW McINTYRE vs. DAMIAN PRIEST "SIN CITY STREET FIGHT" (13:54): This was a hardcore match, so they broke a bunch of tables. Priest gave Drew a Razor's Edge from the top rope through a table. Then Damian was walking the ropes and Drew tossed him over and down onto two tables. This wasn't fantastic or anything but it was entertaining. **
DOMINIK MYSTERIO vs. PENTA vs. FINN BALOR vs. BRON BREAKKER (10:30): Another fairly entertaining match. The finish had Finn about to win the title when Dominik did a frog splash off the top rope onto Finn then pinned him to win the IC title. Penta did a cool top rope dive to the floor, but him and Fenix still look like shells of their former selves for whatever reason. **1/2
RANDY ORTON vs. JOE HENDRY (3:10): Kevin Owens has to get neck surgery, so he was out of this match. The surprise opponent was not Jeff Cobb, who will probably show up on RAW. It was TNA's champion, Joe Hendry. The crowds love Joe Hendry. The problem? He's supposed to be the TNA champ...why is he losing in 3 minutes? The ending was fun. Hendry slammed Orton then did his turn around pose but Orton RKO'd him to win. **1/2
LOGAN PAUL vs. AJ STYLES (17:43): This was actually kind of boring. Paul did a few cool spots, including a Lionsault. Styles is obviously too old to be wrestling four star masterpiece matches, anymore, and Paul isn't as death defying as he was when he started. *1/2
BECKY LYNCH & LYRA VALKYRIA vs. THE JUDGMENT DAY (LIV MORGAN & RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ) (8:38): Becky was the surprise here, taking Bayley's place. She's been out a long time, raising kids I guess. She looked good here, though this was short with not much to it. Lyra isn't exactly over or anything...who is she, anyway? Becky and Lyra won the tag team titles. *1/2
JOHN CENA vs. CODY RHODES (25:03): 'Stone Cold' came out before this match to announce the fake attendance. He drove one of those off road 4-wheeler bikes and crashed it into the barrier and a woman fell over. He had to walk to the back up the stage instead of riding the bike back. Then the main event started! The crowd was super hot when this match started. Cena actually looked really good considering he doesn't wrestle much these days. He did also look like he was kind of phoning everything in a bit, like he was bored. Everyone online hated this match...and I think the reason was because The Rock didn't show up. Cena turned heel because The Rock told him to...but there was no follow up. Instead, Travis Scott, the rapper, came out near the end of the match. Scott was in the ring with Cena, The Rock, and Cody at Elimination Chamber during Cena's heel turn. Why? I guess so the WWE can get mainstream press out of it. Travis Scott pulled the ref out of the ring at one point. Cody gave Scott his finisher. While the ref was out, Cody refused to be evil and hit Cena with the belt. Cena cheated by removing the corner pad on the ropes and slamming Cody's head into it. Cena kicked Cody in the balls and gave him a belt shot. The ref woke up and Cena won the title. The match was fine but nothing great. Travis Scott's long entrance towards the end of the match was bad, and him interfering was silly and lame. The Rock not being there when he was part of the story was also disappointing. There were a few entertaining matches on both nights but in total this was a bad, forgettable Wrestlemania. **