WWE SUMMERSLAM

 Metlife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey

NIGHT 1:

JEY USO & ROMAN REIGNS vs. BRON BREAKER & BRONSON REED (21:04): I guess because the WWE is "hot" these days, plus the fact that the new owners, TKO, are trying to maximize profits at all costs, this year was the first time ever that Summerslam was two nights. I suppose it's inevitable that The Royal Rumble will eventually be two nights as well, and maybe even Survivor Series. It definitely waters the show down, as now you don't get all the big stars and big matches on one show. This show was fine but nothing special. The WWE PPV's are entertaining but nothing to go out of your way to see. This was an easy, fairly entertaining show if you watched the replay and could fast forward all the commercials. The show looked like a big deal because it was outside at the Giants/Jets football stadium. The stage was pretty massive. It seemed like there weren't that many seats on the floor, though, but every seat even in the nosebleeds was filled. And the crowd seemed hot for most everything and seemed to enjoy themselves. This opener featured Roman Reigns wrestling in his first match since Wrestlemania. It seems to me that, since the whole heel Roman of The Bloodline storyline ended, they don't really know what to do with Roman Reigns. I think the problem with this match is that it felt like an A team (Uso & Reigns) vs. a B team (Breaker & Reed). Seth Rollins is the only true star of that heel group and he wasn't in this match. Match was fine but never elevated into anything great. ** 

ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR vs. THE JUDGMENT DAY (RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & ROXANNE PEREZ) (13:36): Bliss and Flair and a tag team but headed for a split and a feud. So of course they won the tag team titles here. Are there even any women's tag teams? It seems like it's just teams where they put two singles wrestlers together. It also seems like Charlotte Flair was just being booed but she was cheered here. Match was forgettable. 1/2*

SAMI ZAYN vs. KARRION KROSS (8:10): I doubt that this match would have been on Summerslam if not for the two night gimmick. Maybe they should fire Karrion Kross again. He's totally superfluous. Sami Zayn is now wearing trunks with Arabic writing on them. At one point, Scarlett handed Sami a metal pipe so that he could cheat. He didn't. Scarlett is Karrion's wife/general manager. The storyline is that Sami needs to show killer instinct to eventually be a champion, and I guess Scarlett wanted to show him that by giving him the metal pipe. Why she would do that to get her husband to lose the match makes no sense. *

TIFFANY STRATON vs. JADE CARGILL (7:04): Cargill won the Queen of the Ring tournament to get this title shot match. Cargill lost. She didn't look as awkward or as lost as she did in AEW, but she's still not a good wrestler. Tiffany did some exciting dives and moonsaults. Match was just okay. *1/2

DREW McINTYRE & LOGAN PAUL vs. JELLY ROLL & RANDY ORTON (17:05): Jelly Roll is a singer. He's also fat, so it was kind of ridiculous how much offense he got against McIntyre and Paul here. The big moment had Logan doing a frog splash from the top rope onto Jelly Roll through the announce table. That was cool. Jelly Roll was hobbling towards the back with the medical people but then pushed them away and got back into the match only to seemingly become Superman. I get that this is fake but, c'mon. At least Jelly Roll was pinned by Logan Paul. **

CM PUNK vs. GUNTHER/ SETH ROLLINS vs. CM PUNK (30:31): Gunther gave CM Punk some hellacious chops in this. That was good. The problem was that Gunther was in some great, old-school match whereas CM Punk was just lying on the mat. If this hadn't been so one-sided it might've been a classic. Gunther stupidly stood on the announce table to celebrate the beat down and Punk grabbed his feet to cause him to fall. Gunther was bleeding. This caused CM Punk to give Gunther two Go to Sleeps and win the title. The first GTS was great because Gunther didn't fall over, just wobbled and leaned backwards on the precipice of collapse. After Punk won the title, Seth Rollins came out to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase. Rollins beat up Punk with the briefcase, then cashed it in, then gave him a stomp and won the title. This "surprise" cash in would've been better if it wasn't so obvious. Seth was injured on Saturday Night's Main Event on July 13th. The problem was that his injury was fake and all the pro-wrestling reporters revealed it online. I guess if you don't go on wrestling websites online or anything you might've been surprised. For what it's worth, this was a really good match besides the fact that it was too one-sided. Gunther's chops and brutality were really great. I kind of wish this match didn't have a cash in and Punk actually did a realistic comeback to win the title. This really had the building blocks of being an epic, awesome, classic New Japan strong style, dramatic, long, title main event match...but like most things in WWE lately, they fell short and ended with gimmickry. **1/2

NIGHT 2:

NAOMI vs. IYO SKY vs. RHEA RIPLEY (16:21): I thought night two was the better night. Weirdly, they put all of the gimmick matches on night two. I mean...why put a street fight, a no DQ match, a TLC match, and a cage match on the same show? Makes no sense why at least one of those was on night one. Naomi retained the women's title here. I watched this match yesterday and honestly don't remember much about it. That's not a good thing. *1/2

THE WYATT SICKS (DEXTER LUMIS & JOE GACY) vs. #DIY (JOHNNY GARGANO & TOMMASO CIAMPA) vs. ANDRADE & REY FENIX vs. FRAXIOM (AXIOM & NATHAN FRAZER)) vs. THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS (ALEX SHELLY & CHRIS SABIN) vs. THE  STREET PROFITS (ANGELO DAWKINS & MONTEZ FORD) "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS MATCH" (16:03): This match was fantastic. They did like twenty top rope dives onto tables. A bunch of people interfered, including Gargano's wife, Candice, who ended up falling off a ladder onto a ladder bridge at ringside. Shockingly, Andrade and Fenix weren't the stars. Why are they a team, anyway? Where's Penta? This was just all action and super entertaining. ***1/2

BECKY LYNCH vs. LYRA VALKYRIA "NO COUNT OUT NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH" (25:05): This seemed to go on too long. Becky used a zip tie to handcuff Lyra's hands together. At one point, her hands got free but I guess she still had spots to do so she put her hands back into the zip tie. You know...you're on fucking camera, we can see what you did. She is fairly new, I suppose it's a learning moment. Bayley showed up and ended up beating up Becky. Becky wrapped Lyra in a chair and tossed her around. They used a fire extinguisher. Eventually, Bayley hit Lyra by accident, causing Becky to pin Lyra and retain her Intercontinental title. Match was fairly entertaining but dragged on a bit too long. **

SOLO SIKOA vs. JACOB FATU "STEEL CAGE MATCH" (12:37): The match was strange because there was all this interference at ringside and then in the ring after the match with Jeff Cobb, Jimmy Uso, Tanga Loa, and Hikuleo. I mean...the whole point of having a steel cage is for it to be two guys locked inside and nothing else, right? Jacob got handcuffed to the top of the cage but then seconds later was free. So there were two matches tonight where someone got handcuffed. Solo eventually just left the cage through the door to win. Jacob did do a moonsault off the top of the cage, but that was after he lost. Makes sense. Match was okay. *1/2

DOMINIK MYSTERIO vs. AJ STYLES (10:41): Dominik won by cheating. He hit AJ with his boot when the ref wasn't looking. Match was fine but nothing special.

CODY RHODES vs. JOHN CENA "STREET FIGHT" (37:42): John Cena has been a heel since Elimination Chamber. How would he turn back into a babyface? What great storyline or moment would they concoct to get him back to being the hero? Um...he came out on Smackdown and told the crowd that he's a good guy now. Wait. What? Seriously? Cena's heel run has to go down as one of the worst storylines in WWE history. He turned heel because he suddenly didn't care about the fans or something. This was never explained well. Now he's not a heel because all of a sudden he doesn't want to be a heel anymore. What the fuck is this shit? Doesn't the WWE have writers? They can't come up with something compelling? Dramatic? Exciting? So Cena came out in this match as a total babyface. The crowd cheered him. They did boo Cody a lot when Cody was on offense. This was a long match. They broke tables and brawled around the stadium. The story of the match was that they kept kicking out of each other's finishers...a lot. Cena looked good in this match. He gave Cody an AA through the announce table. Cody undid the bottom rope and used the steel connecting rod to hit Cena a bunch of times. The finish had Cody putting Cena through a table from the top rope then giving him a Crossroads to win the title. This was a fun, exciting match, although it did go a bit too long. Since Cena hugged a crying Cody after the match and they were friends now, the boos for Cody seemed to stop. After the match, Brock Lesnar came out and gave John Cena an F5. Lesnar, if you don't know, hasn't been in the WWE since he was named in the Vince McMahon sex trafficking lawsuit. Vince offered the woman in the lawsuit to Lesnar for sex. Lesnar apparently never had sex with her but did ask for and receive pornographic videos from her and did joke about it all through texts with Vince. I remember the lawsuit saying that Brock texted the woman to send him a video of her taking a piss and then texting her back the word "bitch" after she sent it. Obviously, why would the WWE bring back someone involved in a lawsuit like that? The lawsuit has been ongoing for awhile now and it seems that, like all rich white men, Vince is going to get away with it. He might have to pay more money or something, but I highly doubt he's going to prison or anything. Is that why they brought back Brock? Because they figure the lawsuit isn't going to amount to anything? Or do they really not care that he was involved with the sexual abuse and humiliation of a woman? Lesnar vs. Cena is too big, right? Hell, the crowd didn't boo Lesnar. They cheered his return. What a sad, sad world we live in. The match was good but that ending just put a bad taste in my mouth. ***

WWE EVOLUTION

Atlanta

BECKY LYNCH vs. BAYLEY vs. LYRA VALKYRIA (16:25): The WWE wanted to counter AEW's All In Texas show by running three shows in three days. They had an NXT PPV that went directly against All In Texas on Saturday afternoon. They had Goldberg's retirement to Walter on Saturday Night's Main Event. And then this all women's PPV on Sunday night. I think the problem with this strategy was that most wrestling fans were only talking and thinking about that Moxley/'Hangman' match after the weekend was over. All of these WWE shows were pretty much forgotten. That Goldberg match was terrible and NBC even cut away from his retirement speech to show whatever dumb thing they had scheduled at 10 PM. This show had a decent opener and a good main event. I doubt very many people even watched this show, though. It was originally scheduled last weekend at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut. That show would have probably been sold out and actually watched. They got a decent crowd for this, considering it was only the 2nd all women's PPV they've ever done. If you remember, the first one was spawned out of the controversy of them doing a show in Saudi Arabia and the women not being allowed on it. I'm not sure why it took them so long to do another one or even why they decided now to do it. This first match was fairly good. Becky and Lyra have had a feud going but they decided for whatever reason to insert Bayley into it. It would've been better if she wasn't in this match, honestly. Becky retained. The crowd was pretty hot for most of this show which helped. **1/2 (out of ****)

JACY JAYNE vs. JORDYNNE GRACE (10:28): This was for the NXT women's title. I don't watch NXT, although Bryan and Dave on Wrestling Observer radio seem to always say good things about it. I watched this show two days ago and don't even remember anything about this match, though. *

THE JUDGMENT DAY (RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & ROXANNE PEREZ) vs. ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR vs. SOL RUCA & ZARIA vs. THE KUBIKI WARRIORS (ASUKA & KAIRI SANE) (10:52): Sol Ruca was pretty exciting to watch in this match. She wore super short, super tight tights which probably helped. Charlotte Flair got cheered here, but wasn't she booed at Wrestlemania? I feel like she's booed all the time except on this show. At least there was a lot going on in this match with so many wrestlers. **

TIFFANY STRATTON vs. TRISH STRATUS (8:37): I always look up how old Trish Stratus is when I see her wrestling. She's not even that old (49). She must've been a child when she was stripping and barking like a dog for Vince. She just came back to wrestle every now and then a year or two ago. What was she doing for the last 20 years? Did she work in, like, real estate or something? Maybe she just raised kids. I doubt she had a ton of cash from the Attitude Era because I don't think they paid women a lot back then. Tiffany was once a big, bright shining star. She seemed to have cooled off. What happened? Match was okay. *1/2

JADE CARGILL vs. NAOMI (11:15): The only thing I remember from the last Evolution PPV in 2018 was that great main event that had Becky Lynch and Charlotte wrestle in a Last Woman Standing match. I figured they'd have a bunch of gimmick matches to make this all women's show palatable to some people who'd probably never watch an all women's show. You know...like throw a cage or ladder match on the show. This was it: a hardcore match. This just felt silly, especially after seeing Moxley falling on a bed of nails and 'Hangman' being dragged through broken glass yesterday. I mean...that was hardcore. They used a Singapore cane and a table. Naomi lost but then became the champion later. Makes sense. *

STEPHANIE VAQUER "BATTLE ROYALE " (15:32): The WWE signed two big international stars in Stephanie Vaquer from CMLL and Giulia from Stardom. They even pushed them on NXT...so why didn't they have singles matches on this show? Odd. They did give Stephanie Vaquer the win here and gave her a post-match interview with Stephanie McMahon even though she can barely speak English. Vaquer gets a title shot at the PPV in France in August. Why not Summerslam? Who the fuck knows? Giulia was in this match, along with Nikki Bella, Nia Jax, Natalya, and a bunch of women I barely know. I do know Piper Niven...but why is she dressed like Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction? Did one of the writers watch Pulp Fiction one night and then say, "Hey, let's dress up someone from Pulp Fiction!" Probably. This was an over-the-top Battle Royal, so Kelani Jordan ended up on the announce desk at one point and had to do a handstand and walk to the ring so her feet didn't touch the floor. That was cool. **

NAOMI vs. IYO SKY vs. RHEA RIPLEY (26:19): This was by far the best match of the night. Iyo Sky is very entertaining, and Rhea is one of the better women's wrestlers in the WWE. Naomi cashed in her Money in the Bank contract towards the end of the match to make this a three way. She ended up winning the title. The crowd still always goes crazy for these cash ins. Who ever came up with that gimmick is a genius. Seth Rollins has the men's briefcase, but he got injured on Saturday Night's Main Event and might be out for a while. This match had a lot of action and drama and the crowd was into it. Not much more you can ask for. ***

AEW ALL IN TEXAS

 

Globe Life Field, Arlington, Texas

THE SONS OF TEXAS (DUSTIN RHODES, MARSHALL VON ERICH, ROSS VON ERICH & SAMMY GUEVERA) vs. SHANE TAYLOR PROMOTIONS (CARLIE BRAVO, SHANE TAYLOR & SHAWN DEAN) (7:11): This was AEW's first stadium show in the U.S., so it was a big deal. The show was at the Texas Rangers' baseball stadium. They got a little over 25,000 people. It looked impressive, though, which was a plus. The show was good, though AEW has had better PPV's this year. The only negative was that the show was really long. It went 6 hours plus about 1 hour of pre-show matches. There weren't any bad matches on the show, though they probably could have cut a few matches off the show to make it shorter. While the Omega/Okada match was a disappointment, it was still a pretty good match, just nothing near as good as their previous 4 matches years ago in New Japan. What mattered is that the main event and the ending to the show were great. The pre-show opened with this match, with Kevin Von Erich giving The Claw to one of the bad guys, which got a big pop, and something they kind of had to do in Texas. **

BIG BOOM AJ & THE CONGLOMERATION (HOLOGRAM, KYLE O'REILLY & TOMOHIRO ISHII) vs. THE DON CALLIS FAMILY (HECHICERO, LANCE ARCHER, ROCKY ROMERO & TRENT BERETTA) (12:52): Big Boom AJ, his son, and The Rizzler are still a thing? The crowd seemed into their shenanigans, so I guess they are (they're internet stars, apparently). The funniest part was when Trent Beretta pushed Big Boom AJ's son to the ground outside the ring. That was amusing because he's, like, 13 or something. **

FTR vs. THE OUTRUNNERS (16:12): These two teams had a hell of a match two weeks ago on Collision. I guess they figured that FTR has nothing else to do on this show so why not do a re-match? It was fine, though nothing as good as their first match. It looks like they're setting up FTR vs. The Hurt Business, which is kind of weird because both teams are supposed to be heels. The Hurt Business is cheered everywhere, though. **

THE OPPS (KATSUYORI SHIBATA, POWERHOUSE HOBBS & SAMOA JOE) vs. DEATH RIDERS (CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI & WHEELER YUTA) & GABE KIDD (14:29): The main card opened with this trios championship match. Really, they could have cut this. The crowds popped big for Samoa Joe and they cheered for all of Hobbs' big, power moves. Match was fine. **

MJF vs. ANTHONY BOWENS vs. BANDIDO vs. BRODY KING vs. JOSH ALEXANDER vs. JUICE ROBINSON vs. KONOSUKE TAKESHITA vs. KOTA IBUSHI vs. MARK BRISCOE vs. MAX CASTER vs. MISTICO vs. RICOCHET vs. RODERICK STRONG vs. THE BEAST MORTOS "CASINO GAUNTLET MATCH" (34:52): One reason this show was so long is that they did a men's and women's Casino Gauntlet match. The only surprise entrant was Juice Robinson making his return after injury. The Gunns returned, albeit they weren't in the match, they just came out to beat up The Gates of Agony, who were helping Ricochet. The crowd was into this because of the countdowns for each star and it was a fun match. They did a good job on TV the last few weeks setting up MJF vs. Briscoe, who were the first two entrants, plus setting up MJF vs. Mistico. MJF won a title contract. **1/2

DUSTIN RHODES vs. DANIEL GARCIA vs. KYLE FLETCHER vs. SAMMY GUEVARA (14:23): Adam Cole was supposed to defend his TNT title against Fletcher. Cole was injured, apparently with a concussion, so he came out to say he may have to retire and he's relinquishing the title. I think the retirement thing is because he's had a bad run of various injuries the last few years, including a history of bad concussions. Dustin Rhodes shockingly won the TNT title here. He wept like a baby when he won. Is the TNT title that important? I don't think he cried when him and Sammy won the ROH tag titles. Still, it was a nice scene when he won and made the title seem important. **

SWERVE STRICKLAND & WILL OSPREAY vs. THE YOUNG BUCKS (26:16): This match was fantastic, perhaps the best of the night. I was a little upset that AEW didn't have their best wrestler, Ospreay, in a singles match on their biggest show of the year. I can't really complain, though, as this was one of the year's best match. It was super entertaining, dramatic, and exciting. The Bucks came out in a ship a la Washington crossing the Delaware. They were dressed up in colonial garb while the ring announcer read some ridiculous, hilarious screed about them being the founding fathers of AEW. By the end of this match, The Bucks had Ospreay sitting against the ropes while they pummeled him with non stop kicks to the face. Swerve moved in front of Ospreay to save him and take the kicks himself. This was just an awesome match filled with a ton of action and high spots. Swerve and Ospreay won so they're now the EVP's of AEW, whatever that entails. ***1/2

ATHENA vs. ALEX WINDSOR vs. JULIA HART vs. KRIS STATLANDER vs. MEGAN BAYNE vs. MINA SHIRAKAWA vs. QUEEN AMINATA vs. SYURI vs. TAY MELO vs. THEKLA vs. THUNDER ROSA vs. WILLOW NIGHTINGALE "CASINO GAUNTLET MATCH" (27:01): Syuri, from Stardom, was really the only surprise entrant. This worked because the crowd was into it, which helped (they were fairly quiet for most of the TNT match and some parts of the trios match). Athena wins a title contract. She's already the ROH women's champ. **1/2

THE HURT SYNDICATE vs. JET SPEED (KEVIN KNIGHT & MIKE BAILEY) vs. THE PATRIARCHY (CHRISTIAN CAGE & NICK WAYNE) (18:59): Jet Speed did a bunch of crazy, high flying, top rope moves, which at least provided entertainment. The Hurt Syndicate retained the titles. After the match, Nick Wayne turned on Christian. FTR, who were doing commentary, came in to help Nick Wayne give a conchairto to Christian. Before that could happen, Edge returned to spear the bad guys. Then he told Christian to "go find himself" and left. **1/2

TONI STORM vs. MERCEDES MONE (25:11): The crowd was into this, which helped. I was kind of surprised Toni Storm won. She gave Mercedes a top rope Storm Zero to win. Match was okay but never heated up into anything great. The crowds at every AEW show love Toni Storm. Her ridiculous, 1920's Hollywood gimmick works for whatever reason. Storm retained the AEW women's title, though Mone still has, like, seven other belts from various promotions. **

KAZUCHIKA OKADA vs. KENNY OMEGA (31:05): I didn't expect this to as good as any of their epic 4 matches in NJPW years ago (their last one was 7 years ago). There was a glimmer of hope, though, because Omega vs. Gave Kidd from the Tokyo Dome in January was one of the best matches of the year (I still think that Ospreay/Fletcher cage match was the best of the year). Omega still has it. Okada vs. Ospreay from earlier this year was pretty great, too. Sadly, this was disappointing. It was a good match just not as good as their previous matches. The bar was too high to overcome. I think one reason is that both of these guys are older. Omega/Kidd was helped because of the brutality (chair shots to the head, broken tables, blood) plus Gabe Kidd is young. Omega and Okada are both too old to be doing what they did in New Japan 7 years ago. They did everything they used to do, but it wasn't as fast, exciting, or dramatic as what they used to do. **1/2

'HANGMAN' ADAM PAGE vs. JON MOXLEY "TEXAS DEATH MATCH" (35:53): When 'Hangman' beat Ospreay to get into this match, I was truly surprised. Ospreay is the best wrestler in the world. Why the heck haven't they put the title on him yet? AEW did a hell of a job setting up this match and paying it off, though. And 'Hangman' is a cowboy, it's in Texas, they did the Texas Death Match gimmick since it's in Texas. Plus the crowds fucking love 'Hangman' and this match ended up making more sense than Ospreay/Moxley. 'Hangman' and Moxley actually already had a Texas Death Match, two years ago at Revolution. What could they possibly do different? Well, they brought out a bed of nails (which AEW actually used before in that Blood & Guts match with Kota Ibushi). This match was, obviously, sadistic. They had a fantastic camera close up shot with 'Hangman' holding Moxley in a headlock and stabbing his forehead with a fork. He actually was jabbing him because you could see the instantaneous blood popping in rivulets across his forehead. What a grotesque camera shot that was. Jesus. Moxley gave 'Hangman' a suplex off of the apron through two tables wrapped in barbed wire. Moxley brought out a bucket of broken glass and dumped it in the ring then started stepping on the half broken bottles to make more shards. Then Moxley dragged 'Hangman' across the glass, which got a deafening roar of shock from the crowd. The ending had Bryan Danielson return, wearing a Luchador mask for some reason. They didn't even play his entrance music or anything, he just showed up in the ring to do his "Yes" chant and then give Moxley the flying knee. Darby Allin, who had recently been away because he climbed Mt. Everest, repelled from the ceiling then attacked Moxley and the Death Riders, who came out to interfere. They did play a short clip with Darby on top of Mt. Everest, saying he's going to come down from the mountain to take out Moxley. Swerve ended up coming out. This played into a years long storyline of 'Hangman' and Swerve hating each other's guts. Swerve showed up at Adam Page's house to watch his child sleeping in his crib. Then 'Hangman' burned down Swerve's childhood home (really...this one perhaps AEW's best and funniest moment). So those two have issues. But they seemingly made a truce with a locker room chat on Collision this week where 'Hangman' left a chain at Swerve's feet. Swerve came out here and gave 'Hangman' the chain. Moxley gave 'Hangman' a stomp onto the bed of nails. Marina Shafir was handcuffed by Prince Nana by the ring bell so she couldn't help Moxley. 'Hangman' gave Moxley his finisher clothesline and Moxley fell onto the bed of nails. The crowd went wild for that spot. Then 'Hangman' choked out Moxley with the chain while Moxley was dangling off the ropes to the floor. Moxley tapped out. 'Hangman' got the keys to the briefcase that held the AEW championship (it had been locked away since Moxley won it last October). 'Hangman' Adam Page pulled out the title and held it up. This was great and very cathartic. Page wins the title for the second time. This match was excellent and, really, the best way possible they could have ended this show. ***1/2 

WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

CODY RHODES vs. RANDY ORTON (19:48): The crowd was going ape shit before either guy even started to wrestle. Are the people of Saudi Arabia that starved for entertainment? I guess life gets boring when porn and alcohol are banned in your country. Plus, women are covered up and are you even allowed to hit on a girl? I think arranged marriage is the only way to end up talking and/or having sex with a girl. And there's no "going to the club" on a Saturday night, is there? It'd just be men and no alcohol. Either way, the boisterous crowd helped this show and this match. They did boo Cody, which is probably why there's now internet rumors that they're thinking of turning him heel. This was the finals of the King of the Ring tournament. Cody won so he gets a title shot against John Cena at Summerslam. **1/2

RHEA RIPLEY vs. RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ "RIYADH BOULEVARD STREET FIGHT" (14:04): The women wrestlers aren't allowed to show any skin besides their face and hands. Considering they both wore black latex,, Catwoman-esque, skintight, bondage outfits, maybe it would have been less offensive if they could show some bare leg. This was a hardcore match so they brought out a table but didn't break it...which made me wonder if they weren't allowed to break tables. They used the table to balance it on the corner of the ropes and stand on it so Rhea could deliver her finisher down onto the mat. They also used a Singapore cane. Match was fine. *1/2

SAMI ZAYN vs. KARRION KROSS (13:32): Saudi Arabia loves Sami Zayn. His family is from Syria and he's a Muslim. I guess that's why. He was born in Canada, though. Karrion Kross has, apparently, been getting big cheers on whatever show he's on (I think it's RAW...but I couldn't even remember the last time he actually wrestled). I don't know why. Match was only 13 minutes but seemed to go on too long. *

SOLO SIKOA vs. JACOB FATU (12:08): I kind of thought they were pushing Jacob Fatu to be a big star and send him into the main event picture. Well, he already lost the U.S. title here. Jeff Cobb, who's going by the stupidest name ever, JC Matteo, interfered, as did Tonga Loa. Then they debuted Hikuleo, who's another Samoan dude. They all teamed up to beat up Fatu. I guess the ref was knocked out? Match wasn't good even though Fatu is usually in good ones. *

JADE CARGILL vs. ASUKA (8:34): This was the final of the King of the Ring tournament. Surprisingly, Jade Cargill won. An 8 minute final is kind of ridiculous, right? Even the crowd got quiet for this one. 1/2*

JOHN CENA vs. CM PUNK (26:17): At last year's Wrestlemania, everyone raved about the Cody/Roman match. If you remember, everyone and their mother interfered during that match. I'm guessing this gave the WWE the idea that they should always do a thousand people running out at the end of a match since it worked so well that one time. The match was fine but pretty dull before the billion people interfering. The announcers noted that the arena was very humid, which is probably why CM Punk looked dead tired after a few minutes. The ref got knocked out. Seth Rollins' music hit, and he came out with Paul Heyman, Bron Breaker, and Bronson Reed. Rollins has a Money in the Bank briefcase to cash in, but he never got to do it. Breaker and Reed tried to beat up CM Punk. Sami Zayn and Penta ran out at one point. A ref ran down to the ring but Cena gave him a brutal shove to the floor that made me laugh (poor Charles Robinson). At one point, Rollins gave CM Punk a foot stomp and that led to Cena eventually winning. Nobody was talking about what happened in this match, though. Everyone was talking about CM Punk being a hypocrite. Years ago he made an infamous tweet to The Miz that read: "Go suck a blood covered dick in Saudi Arabia you fucking dork." CM Punk has also been very LGBTQ friendly, which Saudi Arabia is obviously not (it's illegal to be gay there). So for someone to badmouth the country all these years and then all of a sudden take the money and go there and then apologize to their king (which he did a few days ago at a press conference) is definitely hypocritical. Oh, well. CM Punk didn't exactly come across as a good guy when he was in AEW, either. This match sets up John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes for the title at Summerslam. That show is 2 nights for the first time ever and at the Giants football stadium outside NYC, so it's a big deal. Will they finally turn Cena back into a babyface and give us the retirement tour we all want? They fucking better. **

WWE MONEY IN THE BANK

Intuit Dome, Inglewood, California

NAOMI vs. ALEXA BLISS vs. GIULIA vs. RHEA RIPLEY vs. ROXANNE PEREZ vs. STEPHANIE VAQUER "MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH" (25:11): This is my favorite WWE PPV of the year because I love ladder matches. It used to be that you'd get two ladder matches and two men's championship matches on the show. That usually made it a stacked show. Those days are long gone. The main event of this show was just a typical RAW main event match. The only championship match on the show was for the women's Intercontinental title. CM Punk and Roman Reigns, two of the bigger stars in the WWE, weren't even on the show. The big, "shocking" return was...R-Truth. Okay. So this PPV, apparently, isn't much of a big deal anymore. That's a shame. Some of this show was entertaining but the three non-ladder matches were mostly boring. This match was uber-sloppy, which was expected. Giulia and Stephanie Vaquer are from Stardom and CMLL, so maybe it's just because they never wrestled with ladders before, but early on it seemed like they were baffled at how ladders even worked. Roxanne Perez was also in this mix, as she's new from NXT. At one point, two of the women wanted to slam the ladder shut onto their opponent and didn't realize you can't do that because of the slats in the middle holding it up. Do they, like, not even practice this stuff? Or, like, study how to work with a ladder? They also tried to throw a ladder on someone and it bounced off the top rope instead of hitting the person. Ugh. With all of these fresh faces, you'd think they'd throw a bone to one of them. Nope! Naomi won. Even Seth Rollins won the men's ladder match. Ladder matches are at least entertaining no matter how sloppy and fucked up they turn out, so this was at least watchable. Vaquer gave one of the women her trademark maneuver on a ladder bridge, which was cradling their head between her thighs and slamming her head down onto the ladder repeatedly. The crowd loved that. Rhea Ripley was also very over. Match was fine but nothing special. **

DOMINIK MYSTERIO vs. OCTAGON, JR. (4:55): TKO bought the Mexican wrestling promotion AAA for some unknown reason. They ran their first co-production show before this show at another location (I haven't watched it yet, but the main event was Chad Gable vs. Vikingo). Apparently they set this match up during that show, as this was previously unannounced. Considering Dominik quickly beat AAA's Octagon, Jr...maybe they wish the WWE hadn't bought them. They're just going to bury all their talent! There truly wasn't anything to this match, although Dominik playing heel to the crowd is always amusing. *

BECKY LYNCH vs. LYRA VALKYRIA (15:20): This match was boring. Considering they just had this match on the last PPV, it was fairly obvious Lynch was going to win. Lynch won by pulling Lyra's tights. Their last match was better. 1/2*

SETH ROLLINS vs. ANDRADE vs. EL GRANDE AMERICANO vs. LA KNIGHT vs. PENTA vs. SOLO SIKOA "MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH" (33:35): This was a typical, clusterfuck, everyone-runs-out-from-the-back type of WWE main event match...but it wasn't the main event. Some of it was wildly entertaining but it definitely went on way too long. El Grande Americano won a 3-way on RAW to be in this match instead of CM Punk. Why would you not have one of your biggest stars on one of the supposed biggest shows of the year? Baffling. By the end, Seth Rollins' heel group ran out to beat everyone up and then Solo's group ran out to beat everyone up. Jacob Fatu turned on Solo, though, and slammed him through a ringside ladder bridge. Eventually Seth Rollins won, which was expected. Penta gave Andrade a Canadian Destroyer on a ladder bridge in the ring. Penta also suplexed Seth off a ladder onto another ladder leaning against the ropes. This was by far the most entertaining match on the show, but when everyone started running out from the back the actual ladder match stopped for, like, ten minutes. Good match but it went on too long. ***

CODY RHODES & JEY USO vs. JOHN CENA & LOGAN PAUL (24:00): For twenty minutes, this was a dull slog. First off, this is a RAW main event to set up a title match at best. This isn't a PPV main event. I guess Cena doesn't wrestle on RAW and it's his last year so that means it's a bigger deal. Finally the match got exciting when Logal Paul did a second rope moonsault onto Jey on the Spanish announce table. I thought he'd given up doing big, suicidal spots so it was nice to see him back doing them. Cena hit Cody with the belt when the ref wasn't looking. Then a masked figure ran into the ring to lay out Cena. He unmasked and it was R-Truth! R-Truth was supposedly fired from the WWE last week. Apparently, he signed a new deal since then...but it kind of begs the question: was his "firing" just to make this surprise even more surprising? Or did the WWE actually notice that everyone was mad they fired him and re-hired him? I kind of feel bad for all the others they've fired recently, like Braun Strowman, Shayna Baszler, Dakota Kai, and Carlito, because they're not coming back like R-Truth. And considering R-Truth just wrestled Cena for the title on Saturday Night's Main Event a few weeks ago...what's the point of re-igniting that storyline? Does anyone really want to see another Cena vs. R-Truth match? At the end, Cody pinned Cena. The next big show is the 2-night Summerslam at the New York Giants stadium. I figured this means Cody vs. Cena for the title there but then I remembered they just fucking did that at 'Mania. The next actual PPV is the King of the Ring finals in Saudi Arabia. Ugh. They're still going there? Jesus. *1/2

AEW DOUBLE OR NOTHING

Glendale, Arizona

ANNA JAY & HARLEY CAMERON vs. MEGAN BAYNE & PENELOPE FORD (12:35): I guess they didn't know what to do with Anna Jay so they threw her in with Harley Cameron, who is still pretty popular with the fans. Megan Bayne was in the women's championship match at the last PPV and now she's on the opener of the pre-show. That's not good. This was only the 2nd Double or Nothing PPV outside of Las Vegas (the 2020 pandemic show was in Jacksonville). I think they went somewhere else because they had a small crowd there the last two years. This crowd seemed to be quiet except for the big spots most of the night, although they did go nuts during the Anarchy in the Arena match and they tended to get louder towards the end of all the matches. This match was forgettable but the crowd was into Harley. *1/2

AR FOX, BANDIDO, HOLOGRAM & KOMANDER vs. CRU (LIO RUSH & ACTION ANDRETTI) & RPG VICE (ROCKY ROMERO & TRENT BERETTA) (13:16): Kind of didn't think I'd see Rappongi Vice back. Not sure why they're using a slightly different name, though. There was a lot of good action in this match. AR Fox has been a crowd favorite lately. Fun pre-show match. **1/2

MERCEDES MONE vs. JAMIE HAYTER (21:17): This was the final of the Owen Hart Cup. The winner will face Toni Storm at All In Texas. I thought it was kind of obvious that Mone and Ospreay would win the Owen tournament. I was wrong! Mone won, though, so I was half right. Match definitely picked up steam and turned into something pretty good. Mone spiked Hayter right on her head with a package piledriver to win. It looked like Hayter was paralyzed instantly, but maybe all that red hair was in the way and it wasn't that bad. She did seem okay. **1/2

FTR vs. DANIEL GARCIA & NIGEL McGUINNESS (23:31): FTR are heels now for whatever reason. Boredom, freshen up things...I guess. Nigel only wrestles once in a blue moon these days, so it was nice to see him back in there. Match was fine. **

RICOCHET vs. MARK BRISCOE "STRETCHER MATCH" (16:11): Good match. I haven't seen a heavy crimson mask like Briscoe had in this match in a while. Because all the fans chant about Ricochet being bald, Briscoe sprayed his head with cleaner and shined it with a rag. Okay. This was AEW's first Stretcher Match. Also could be called an Ambulance Match. Crowd was into it and there were a lot of cool spots. ***

THE HURT SYNDICATE (BOBBY LASHLEY & SHELTON BENJAMIN) vs. THE SONS OF TEXAS (DUSTIN RHODES & SAMMY GUEVARA) (12:38): Is there even a tag team left in AEW to compete with The Hurt Syndicate? They've kind of buried everyone except for other heel teams like FTR and The Young Bucks. Sammy Guevara is exciting to watch so I have no idea why they've demoted him to ROH. Are they still angry that he injured Jeff Hardy like a year ago? Guevara and Rhodes got more offense than most against The Hurt Syndicate. MJF was out there because he's a member of The Hurt Syndicate now. He tried to get Lashley to use his diamond ring to cheat and knock someone out. Match was okay. **

KAZUCHIKA OKADA vs. MIKE BAILEY (16:02): Bailey looked good. Okada is still his slow-walking self. Match was fairly entertaining. **1/2

TONI STORM vs. MINA SHIRAKAWA (15:52): This show was 4.5 hours long. This is why. Did they even promote this match? Mina is supposedly now signed with AEW. She's exuberant. Toni Storm has always been more entertaining outside of the ring than in. Match was fine but nothing special. **

KENNY OMEGA, SWERVE STRICKLAND, THE OPPS (KATSUYORI SHIBATA, POWERHOUSE HOBBS & SOMOA JOE) & WILLOW NIGHTINGALE vs. DEATH RIDERS (JON MOXLEY, CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI, MARINA SHAFIR & WHEELER YUTA) & THE YOUNG BUCKS "ANARCHY IN THE ARENA" (35:19): This was a hell of a lot of fun. The gimmick now is they play music during the match. They started to play "I'm So Excited!" for comedy and then "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" five or six times. The crowd loved that. The highlights included Mina Shafir stapling Swerve's tongue with a staple gun and Kenny Omega giving a One Winged Angel on one of the Bucks onto an exploding table at ringside. They brawled outside and in the stands. The Bucks gave Omega a double knee to the face after putting thumbtacks in his mouth. Eventually the Death Riders were locked inside the ambulance that was still by the entrance, leaving the Bucks alone in the ring to lose. I'm still a little bit baffled as to why they didn't make this the main event. I thought maybe because the heels were winning. They weren't! Fun match, though. ***

THE DON CALLIS FAMILY (JOSH ALEXANDER, KONOSUKE TAKESHITA & KYLE FLETCHER) vs. PARAGON (ADAM COLE, KYLE O'REILLY & RODERICK STRONG) (12:48): Good luck to anyone that had to follow up that Anarchy match. This was pretty forgettable because they even turned off the crowd lights because everyone left to go to the bathroom or get something to eat. Normally with a hot crowd this might've been something fantastic. A bunch of guys came out after to beat up the heels. Ishii and Hiroshi Tanahashi came out for no real good reason. **

'HANGMAN' ADAM PAGE vs. WILL OSPREAY (36:59): Everyone online raved about this match and proclaimed it a classic and maybe the best match of the year. It was good but I didn't think it was a 4 star classic or anything. It did shock me that 'Hangman' won. Not in a million years did I think Ospreay wasn't going to win the title in the main event of All In Texas. He's the best wrestler in the world. What the heck are they waiting for? 'Hangman' is great but he's had the title already. Is it because he's a cowboy and All In is in Texas? I mean...Ospreay could win the title in August at Forbidden Door in London. Or they could wait until next year's All In at Wembley. Seems like they're waiting too long, honestly. This was dramatic and the crowd got super into it. They did the gimmick where Page and Ospreay were using their friend's finishers and then their rival's finishers. That was creative. They did botch the table spot because it broke while they were attempting to do a move while standing on top of it. 'Hangman' won with the Buckshot Lariat. So Moxley vs. 'Hangman' is the main event of the biggest AEW show of the year. I did not see that coming at all. ***

WWE BACKLASH

St. Louis

JACOB FATU vs. DAMIAN PRIEST vs. DREW McINTYRE vs. LA KNIGHT (18:14): This was a very enjoyable show. It was a hell of a lot better than Wrestlemania. It definitely helped that every match was good and the show was only 2.5 hours long. The Logan Paul vs. Jey Uso title match was taken off this show and moved to Saturday Night's Main Event in two weeks for no apparent reason. A lot of people online seemed to not like this show, but their main criticism was the constant interference and ref bumps in every match. I actually like that stuff, as did this crowd, because otherwise these matches would be total bores. The crowd was loud and into every match which helped. I don't even really like WWE that much these days but I thought this was one of their best PPV's in the last few years. This opener was very exciting. After everyone battled in the ring for awhile, Drew and Damian brawled in the crowd and Damian gave Drew a suplex off a rig through two tables. They were both out which left LA Knight and Fatu in the ring. The crowd loved Fatu even though he's supposed to be a heel, but that might change as they introduced tension in The Bloodline. Solo Sikoa interfered to take Jacob Fatu off of the announce table when LA Knight was on the top rope ready to deliver an elbow drop. Jeff Cobb then made his WWE debut and Solo told him to take LA Knight out. After beating up LA Knight, Jacob Fatu eyed up Jeff Cobb as if he didn't want his help and didn't ask for it. Fatu retained the U.S. title. This was the best match on the show. ***

LYRA VALKYRIA vs. BECKY LYNCH (18:43): This match was pretty dull early but the crowd got into it when there were a bunch of a near falls towards the end. The funniest part of the match came when Becky was taunting some total nerd with glasses and curly hair wearing a track suit in the front row. The announcers mentioned that this was Lyra's fiancée. Uh...what? How'd that total dweeb score Lyra Valkyria? Not that Lyra is some super model or anything, but she's cute, a WWE wrestler, in great shape, and probably making good money. Lyra retained her title with a roll-up. I think she has the Intercontinental title. I honestly didn't even know they had a women's IC title. The last five minutes or so were fairly exciting. Becky beat up Lyra after the match and put her in an armbar submission until Adam Pierce and a bunch of WWE goons ran out to stop her. **1/2

DOMINICK MYSTERIO vs. PENTA (9:17): Think Penta is wondering if signing with WWE was a bad idea? I suppose losing to Dominick on a PPV isn't that bad. Dominick is one of the most over guy's in the company in terms of heel heat. I still have no idea why they're using Penta and Fenix as singles wrestlers. Dominick did an awesome through-the-ropes dive into a DDT. The Judgment Day guys all ran out at one point, though they were thwarted when Finn Balor took too long to grab a steel chair and the ref saw them. This is playing into Finn being angry at Dominick pinning him at Wrestlemania. Chad Gable, dressed up as El Grande Americano, a Luchador, gave Penta a head butt when the ref wasn't looking. Gable has a steel plate in his mask, thus why Penta was so devasted by the head butt he got pinned by Dom afterwards. Penta hasn't been that exciting since joining WWE, though he wasn't all that exciting in AEW when he wrestled solo, either. Match was at least entertaining. **1/2

GUNTHER vs. PAT McAFEE (14:07): McAfee has only wrestled a few times over the years in WWE, but they've always been entertaining. It was not a total beat down, as McAfee had a few comebacks and got a few shots in. At one point, Michael Cole left the announce table to plead for Gunther to just "end it." Cole, of course, got pulled into the ring by Gunther but McAfee kicked Gunther in the face. This was very engrossing, actually. **1/2

JOHN CENA vs. RANDY ORTON (27:49): There were three ref bumps in this match...so if that's not your thing then you probably hated this. Early on this was a total bore. I figure these two probably wrestled each other a million times over the years, so seeing an Orton vs. Cena main event PPV title match is pretty nostalgic. Orton is from St. Louis, so that's the reason this match was made. At one point, after the 2nd ref that ran out got knocked down, the Smackdown CEO and a bunch of his assistants ran out to the ring. The only purpose for this was so Orton could give them all RKO's. Orton put Cena through the announce table but it didn't break (it fell apart a few moments afterwards) so Orton got a table from under the ring and put Cena through it. R-Truth ran out at one point to stop Orton from kicking Cena in the head. The Cena and R-Truth stuff was a storyline from, like, 15 years ago or something absurd. Probably even more absurd that R-Truth is still around. Eventually when the refs were all dead, Cena gave Orton a low blow and hit him with the belt to win when the ref woke up. Cena definitely did a better job playing the heel here than he did at Wrestlemania. The storyline is that he wants to retire as champion. The problem with that storyline is that they should let him keep the title until his final match. Do we really want to see Cena cheating to win for the next 7 months, though? No. All the interference at least made this match watchable. I liked this show. It probably helped that I didn't watch it live so I could fast-forward all the entrances and commercials. A short show with a hot crowd and a lot of shenanigans. I suppose it's my cup of tea. **1/2

WWE WRESTLEMANIA 41

Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas

NIGHT 1 (Saturday, April 19th)

JEY USO vs. GUNTHER (16:21): This show was a dog. I always bitched about how long Wrestlemania was and that they should make it two nights. Well, now I'm pleading for them to go back to one night. While the crowd was into this first match and into the main event, they didn't much care for anything in between. It certainly didn't help that none of the matches besides the main event were any good. This show was so dull that some people online were raving about the main event like it was Omega-Okada or something. It wasn't, it's just that the show up to the main event was so forgettable and boring that it made the main event look like something excellent. It also didn't help that between matches there were at least 10 minutes or more of commercials and video packages. I feel pretty bad for the audience that paid those exorbitant ticket prices for such a bad show. Not that this card was any good in the first place. Ospreay vs. Takeshita on Dynamite on Wednesday was better than this entire show combined. If they had only done 1 night this year, it at least would've cut the fat. Jade Cargill vs. Naomi is a match for the biggest show of the year? Give me a break. Also The New Day vs. The War Raiders? These are RAW matches at best. They decided to go with the WWE championship match first. This is for the lesser of the two main titles, obviously "lesser" because it wasn't even the main event. Gunther beat Jey Uso a few months ago on a Saturday Night's Main Event show...so it was pretty obvious Jey would win the title here. The crowds at all these WWE shows love doing the "Yeet" hand motion, which is why Jey is popular. It's not because of his exciting wrestling. Usually, at least, in the past, Gunther's matches have been match-of-the-year caliber. Not lately, anyway. At least the crowd was somewhat awake for this match. Jey Uso choked out Gunther to win...which is kind of ridiculous, but whatever. They should really just put The Uso's back together as a tag team because they've never been good singles wrestlers. **

THE NEW DAY vs. THE WAR RAIDERS (9:12): And then they went into four straight short matches that a silent crowd sat through utterly bored. They popped for some of the big moves here and there, but that was it. The New Day are heels now. They won the tag titles here. The tag division is pretty thin these days, which makes me wonder why they decided not to keep The Lucha Brothers as a tag team. Xavier Woods cheated when the ref wasn't looking and held someone's leg which caused Kofi to pin one of the Vikings. The War Raiders did one cool spot where one picked up the other and tossed him off the apron onto The New Day. I guess Big E. is never coming back. 1/2*

JADE CARGILL vs. NAOMI (9:20): They really tried to push Jade as a power house and a big star and all that. Trust me, it doesn't work. AEW tried it for years. Jade just isn't a good wrestler. Naomi spent the whole match trying to keep her boob from popping out of her outfit. 1/2*

JACOB FATU vs. LA KNIGHT (10:38): Fatu is one of the few WWE wrestlers that is actually really exciting to watch and the fans seem to get behind. I guess beating LA Knight for some superfluous title is considered pushing him? I mean...put him in the main event title hunt already. The crowd popped when Fatu was doing moonsaults. LA Knight has cooled off thanks to the WWE never really going all the way with him. His pinnacle was a main event losing to Roman Reigns in Saudi Arabia two years ago. The crowds at least still chant his catchphrases. This was fine but nothing special. **

EL GRANDE AMERICANO vs. REY FENIX (7:55): Chad Gable is wearing a Luchador mask now for some reason. I'd say it's because Vince thinks it's funny but Vince isn't writing this, anymore. Rey Mysterio was supposed to wrestle in this match but he got injured on Smackdown so they threw in Rey Fenix. While Fenix lost, at least he got his Wrestlemania moment, which I guess is why he left AEW (WWE bought AAA, so maybe that also had something to do with him leaving AEW). The Lucha Brothers are awesome as a tag team but not as great separately. Hopefully the WWE realizes this sooner than later. Gable cheated by putting a steel rod in his mask and head butting Fenix. I've seen Fenix look a hell of a lot better literally all the time. Has WWE already ruined him? *1/2

TIFFANY STRATTON vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR (19:09): This feud got a lot of online press because on Smackdown two weeks ago they apparently went off script and it was a disaster. First off, they didn't go off script. Nobody cared about this match so they decided to pretend like they both really hate each other and say stuff on TV as if it was real life. How stupid are you fans to think that this shit is real? Well it worked, as suddenly people cared about this match. It was clunky. Tiffany came out in a Barbie Box. That was amusing. Really, none of the grand entrances were that cool. LA Knight and Charlotte both came out in a car. Both Tiffany and Charlotte did moonsaults. They both seemed a bit off. Match was just okay. Tiffany retained her title. **

SETH ROLLINS vs. ROMAN REIGNS vs. CM PUNK (32:39): I think there was 20 minutes or more between the last match and this one. They brought out the Hall of Fame inductees. HHH, who runs the company now, was inducted into the hall of fame. Supposedly his speech at the Hall of Fame was over an hour long. I'm glad I didn't watch that. This match was more entertaining than anything else on this show. Considering how bad the rest of this show was, this match seemed like Steamboat-Flair or something. If you had only watched this match, though, it was good but nothing spectacular or anything. They broke both announce tables and Paul Heyman turned on both Roman and CM Punk to align himself with Seth. This was not a surprise. I read a preview of this show on Voices of Wrestling and he predicted this. I'm guessing more people than him figured this "shocking" finish would occur. They did a zillion kick outs. That got old. Roman went for a spear and Seth jumped up and turned it into a Pedigree. That was kind of cool. They brawled in the crowd. The finish had Paul Heyman coming into the ring and giving CM Punk a low blow and then Roman a low blow and then handing Seth a chair. The funniest thing was at one point, Seth was yelling at Roman about the past and mentioned "Mox." As in...Jon Moxley. But he wasn't "Mox" in WWE. He was Dean Ambrose. Oh, c'mon, Seth, just go join AEW already. Match was entertaining but my God was this a dull show. **1/2

NIGHT 2 (Sunday, April 20th, Easter)

IYO SKY vs. BIANCA BeLAIR vs. RHEA RIPLEY (14:26): The last time Wrestlemania was in Las Vegas, it was Wrestlemania IX, held outside Caesar's Palace. I remember that because I was a fan of the WWE back then, even going to one or two WWE house shows (Owen Hart vs. Brett Hart in a steel cage was the one main event I remember). I recall renting the VHS copy of Wrestlemania IX from Blockbuster. The Undertaker wrestled Giant Gonzalez. The main event had Yokozuna beating Brett Hart...then, for no logical reason, Hulk Hogan ran out and leg dropped Yokozuna to pin him. No, it didn't make sense then, either. As stupid as that Wrestlemania was, it was probably better than this one. Night 2 was different in that the first couple of matches were entertaining and then it went downhill, culminating in a fairly disappointing main event. This first match, for the women's title, was perhaps the best match on either show. The crowd was still awake, alive, and loud and the match was non-stop action. Iyo Sky retained the title. ***

DREW McINTYRE vs. DAMIAN PRIEST "SIN CITY STREET FIGHT" (13:54): This was a hardcore match, so they broke a bunch of tables. Priest gave Drew a Razor's Edge from the top rope through a table. Then Damian was walking the ropes and Drew tossed him over and down onto two tables. This wasn't fantastic or anything but it was entertaining. **

DOMINIK MYSTERIO vs. PENTA vs. FINN BALOR vs. BRON BREAKKER (10:30): Another fairly entertaining match. The finish had Finn about to win the title when Dominik did a frog splash off the top rope onto Finn then pinned him to win the IC title. Penta did a cool top rope dive to the floor, but him and Fenix still look like shells of their former selves for whatever reason. **1/2

RANDY ORTON vs. JOE HENDRY (3:10): Kevin Owens has to get neck surgery, so he was out of this match. The surprise opponent was not Jeff Cobb, who will probably show up on RAW. It was TNA's champion, Joe Hendry. The crowds love Joe Hendry. The problem? He's supposed to be the TNA champ...why is he losing in 3 minutes? The ending was fun. Hendry slammed Orton then did his turn around pose but Orton RKO'd him to win. **1/2

LOGAN PAUL vs. AJ STYLES (17:43): This was actually kind of boring. Paul did a few cool spots, including a Lionsault. Styles is obviously too old to be wrestling four star masterpiece matches, anymore, and Paul isn't as death defying as he was when he started. *1/2

BECKY LYNCH & LYRA VALKYRIA vs. THE JUDGMENT DAY (LIV MORGAN & RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ) (8:38): Becky was the surprise here, taking Bayley's place. She's been out a long time, raising kids I guess. She looked good here, though this was short with not much to it. Lyra isn't exactly over or anything...who is she, anyway? Becky and Lyra won the tag team titles. *1/2

JOHN CENA vs. CODY RHODES (25:03): 'Stone Cold' came out before this match to announce the fake attendance. He drove one of those off road 4-wheeler bikes and crashed it into the barrier and a woman fell over. He had to walk to the back up the stage instead of riding the bike back. Then the main event started! The crowd was super hot when this match started. Cena actually looked really good considering he doesn't wrestle much these days. He did also look like he was kind of phoning everything in a bit, like he was bored. Everyone online hated this match...and I think the reason was because The Rock didn't show up. Cena turned heel because The Rock told him to...but there was no follow up. Instead, Travis Scott, the rapper, came out near the end of the match. Scott was in the ring with Cena, The Rock, and Cody at Elimination Chamber during Cena's heel turn. Why? I guess so the WWE can get mainstream press out of it. Travis Scott pulled the ref out of the ring at one point. Cody gave Scott his finisher. While the ref was out, Cody refused to be evil and hit Cena with the belt. Cena cheated by removing the corner pad on the ropes and slamming Cody's head into it. Cena kicked Cody in the balls and gave him a belt shot. The ref woke up and Cena won the title. The match was fine but nothing great. Travis Scott's long entrance towards the end of the match was bad, and him interfering was silly and lame. The Rock not being there when he was part of the story was also disappointing. There were a few entertaining matches on both nights but in total this was a bad, forgettable Wrestlemania. **

AEW DYNASTY

The Liacouras Center, Philly

CRU (ACTION ANDRETTI & LIO RUSH) & NICK WAYNE vs. AR FOX & TOP FLIGHT (DANTE MARTIN & DARIUS MARTIN) (11:16): The last AEW PPV, Revolution, was one of the best they've ever done...so it was fairly obvious this show would get some negative feedback. First off, the card wasn't good. The only match on paper that seemed like it would be excellent was the Omega 3-way. The last PPV we had Ospreay and Fletcher doing a Spanish Fly off of a cage and Toni Storm and Mariah May dipping their taped up hands in glass and punching each other. That was kind of hard to live up to and, honestly, they didn't really even try. The negative feedback seemed to be centered on two things: the show was too long (it ended at 12:21 AM on a Sunday night...meaning people had to work the next day) and everyone hated the main event ending. Considering I never watch these shows live, the length never bothers me. I just watch it in 2-3 chunks. The main event ending wasn't bad...it's just that people didn't like that Swerve didn't win. This was not a typical, excellent AEW PPV, though. It was entertaining throughout. And this first match on the pre-show was fantastic. The crowd was on their feet going crazy when AR Fox was doing back and forth over-the-top-rope dives from both sides of the ring like a mad man. I really wish they'd do something with Nick Wayne because he was a big star on the indie scene and AEW hasn't really done much of anything with him. Top Flight used to be a top team and they're pretty much just a low-card, forgettable team now with no future. Still, the match was a lot of fun. *** 

ANTHONY BOWENS vs. MAX CASTER (0:40): Considering AEW rarely uses a ton of talent for whatever reason, it's odd that Max Caster has been getting a ton of TV time lately for no good reason. He comes out and shows off his "Best Wrestler Alive" trademark plaque then loses quickly to someone in a squash. This might've been cute, like, once or twice. It seems like they do it all the time. Is this going anywhere? This time, Anthony Bowens came out to a big crowd pop. He's been gone for awhile for no good reason. Maybe they shouldn't have broken up this tag team? 1/2*

WILL OSPREAY vs. KEVIN KNIGHT (13:46): One reason that this card wasn't good was that it had a bunch of matches like this that were just random TV matches thrown on a PPV. I mean...at least we got a Will Ospreay match, and it was a great match. Kevin Knight used to be in a team with Kushida in NJPW. AEW just signed him. He's fun to watch but he's just going to end up in those forgettable, purposeless Top Flight type of random matches you'll see on Collision sometimes. The crowd was great tonight for awhile (they got tired late). They cheered for everything Ospreay did. The crowd even started doing European chants during the Toni Storm match which was jarring. This was the first round of the Owen Hart cup. The winner, which presumably will be Ospreay, gets a title shot at All In Texas. ***

THE HURT SYNDICATE (BOBBY LASHLEY & SHELTON BENJAMIN) vs. THE LEARNING TREE (BIG BILL & BRYAN KEITH) (10:29): I said this card wasn't any good, right? Well, here's another one. The Learning Tree is pretty much a joke. The Hurt Syndicate is a heel team that the audience loves so now they're baby faces. MJF wants to join The Hurt Syndicate so he popped up in the front row and hit Big Bill with his ring. I'm guessing this is leading to a Bobby Lashley vs. MJF match? I don't really get it, either. Match wasn't good. *1/2

MERCEDES MONE vs. JULIA HART (13:03): This was the first round of the Owen Cup which presumably Mercedes will win so she can face Toni Storm at All In Texas. I love Julia Hart because she's a cute 20 year old gymnast. She's not a very entertaining wrestler, though. This wasn't very good. *1/2

DEATH RIDERS (PAC, CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI & WHEELER YUTA) vs. RATED FTR (CASH WHEELER, DAX HARWOOD & COPE) (14:43): After the match, FTR turned on Edge and laid him out and gave him the Conchairto. That was memorable. The match wasn't. FTR is heel now. I think they used to be a few years ago, right? You kind of have to figure Edge will get a partner to face FTR. The only partner I can come up with is Christian, right? Christian was a babyface when he started in AEW. Hell, he wrestled Omega on the first ever Collision when Omega was a heel champ with Don Callis as his manager. That match was excellent. I mean...FTR vs. Edge & Christian at All In Texas would be a pretty big match. I honestly don't even remember if this match was any good but the post-match was great. **1/2

TONI STORM vs. MEGAN BAYNE (15:23): Megan Bayne is this tall, blonde woman with giant fake tits. So...I get why they're pushing her. She's not the greatest in-ring talent, though, even though she came from Stardom. The match was fine but nothing special. Toni retained her title with a roll up. *1/2

KYLE FLETCHER vs. MARK BRISCOE (16:06): This was, shockingly, the best match on the show. Holy, shit, this match was awesome. It was another Owen Cup match. Fletcher beat the living shit out of Briscoe. He gave him power bombs on the ring apron and the guardrail. His running kicks to Briscoe's face were insane. This was All Japan mid-90's type of hard-hitting brutality. The crowd ate this up. I loved this. ***1/2

BANDIDO vs. CHRIS JERICHO (18:12): This match had all the cornball cliche of an Arena Mexico match in, like, the 1960's. First off, Bandido hasn't looked that great since his return. Granted, he was out with an injury for, like, two years or something preposterous. Jericho won by hitting Bandido with a baseball bat when the ref wasn't looking. For some reason, this match had instant replay and the ref reversed it when Bandido's mother and sister and ringside mentioned the bat shot to the ref. The match was re-started and Bandido won the ROH title and kept his mask (the stipulation had him losing the mask if he lost). I mentioned a few years ago that Jericho shouldn't be in singles matches anymore. I'm standing by that! Match was kind of dull. When the ref re-started the match, Bandido's mother and sister were ringside jumping up and down cheering. Like I said, this was cornball cliche out of another era. **

ADAM COLE vs. DANIEL GARCIA (15:35): This hot, packed Philly crowd was pretty quiet for this one. They come to AEW shows to see high flying and blood. They don't want to see a regular wrestling match. This was a regular wrestling match. Adam Cole has cooled off since his high in the summer of 2023 when he teamed with MJF. Garcia lost the TNT title here and I don't think anyone cared. Oh, well. It probably didn't help that this match was the 3rd in a month between these two. *1/2

KENNY OMEGA vs. 'SPEEDBALL' MIKE BAILEY vs. RICOCHET (30:56): Everyone said this match was too long. I guess it was? My problem was that a singles match between Omega and either guy would've been better. It was too stop-start with three wrestlers in there and it didn't have that dramatic flow, it was pretty much just high spots. It was very entertaining, though, and Omega looked great. The Philly crowd woke up for this one to chant about Ricochet being bald. ***

JON MOXLEY vs. SWERVE STRICKLAND (31:14): This was a classic WWE clusterfuck main event. What that means is...you get the ref bump, the announce table break, and a ton of interference. It did at least make this interesting, because before all of that happened the match was kind of dull. Marina Shafir came into the ring with the briefcase (which has the world title). Prince Nana ran into the ring but Marina hit him with the briefcase. Moxley gave Marina an RKO by accident. Eventually, 'Hangman' Adam Page ran out. He was ready to give either Moxley or Swerve a Buckshot Lariat (the storyline is...we don't know who he was going to take out). PAC, Wheeler, and Claudio ran out. Samoa Joe, Hook, and Shibata ran out to make the save. After they all brawled to the back, Moxley pulled out a ladder from under the ring (it should be noted that this was not a no-DQ match or anything). Swerve and Moxley were brawling on the ladder by the announce table. Swerve jumped off the ladder to give Moxley a stomp through the table that broke. That was a great spot. The ref was knocked out with a thrown chair somewhere during this mele. The lights went out. When the lights came on, The Young Bucks had Swerve in the ring and they gave him the EVP double knee. The ref woke up and Moxley pinned Swerve to retain the title. Okay. Deep breath. That was a lot. It was entertaining even though everyone online seemed to hate it. The Young Bucks are still heels? I kind of thought they'd return as good guys. They've been gone for 6 months. They did wrestle twice this year for NJPW in Japan (they won and lost the tag titles). And where's Jack Perry? Why does AEW have a black hole where talent disappears? Like...where's Britt Baker? I did give a lot of matches on this show low ratings so it certainly wasn't a great show or anything but it entertained me throughout and the crowd was awesome for a lot of it. **1/2

AEW REVOLUTION

Crypto.com Arena, Los Angeles

HOLOGRAM & KOMANDER vs. BLAKE CHRISTIAN & LEE JOHNSON (9:54): This was an excellent show. The pre-show, which had 4 matches, and the main event weren't very good, though. Hologram is exciting to watch and Komander is entertaining. I feel like the AEW PPV pre-show matches used to be a lot better. **

DANIEL GARCIA & THE UNDISPUTED KINGDOM (ADAM COLE, KYLE O'REILLY & RODERICK STRONG) vs. SHANE TAYLOR PROMOTIONS (CARLIE BRAVO, LEE MORIARTY, SHANE TAYLOR & SHAWN DEAN) (9:37): I watched this pre-show yesterday and watched the PPV today. I kind of forget what even happened on the pre-show. These matches weren't very memorable. They are setting up another Daniel Garcia vs. Adam Cole match for Garcia's TNT title. Cole was ready to deliver his Panama Sunrise move but Garcia stopped it by putting their opponent in a submission hold instead, thus pissing off Cole. They actually already wrestled last week for the TNT title but Shane Taylor and his group ran in to cause a DQ. Match was fine. **

CHRIS JERICHO vs. GRAVITY: This match never started because Big Bill and The Bad Apple ran in to beat up Gravity. I guess Gravity is Bandido's brother? Because Bandido ran in to make the save but got beat up. Gravity and Bandido's mother and sister came in the ring to tend to them and Jericho was going to hit them with a bat. I guess this is setting up Bandido winning the ROH title from Jericho, presumably at the ROH show on Wrestlemania weekend. That doesn't really make sense, though, since Jericho just beat Bandido in a title match last week. **

BIG BOOM AJ & THE CONGLOMERATION (ORANGE CASSIDY & MARK BRISCOE) vs. JOHNNY TV & MxM COLLECTION (MANSOOR & MASON MADDEN) (12:54): Big Boom AJ, his son, and The Rizzler, some fat kid, are Tiktok and Youtube stars for whatever reason. This is actually the second time they were in an AEW match. I've seen enough. Granted, I'm not a 10 year old boy. Match was fine. No one really did much. *1/2

'HANGMAN' ADAM PAGE vs. MJF (19:04): Great match to open the PPV. I was thinking that Page should really win here because it seems like MJF always wins. It gets a little ridiculous (I think the last time MJF lost was against Ospreay at last year's All In). This show was so loaded that I forget most of what even happened in these early matches. Page did win with The Buckshot Lariat. Crowd was hot. Very entertaining. ***1/2

MERCEDES MONE vs. MOMO WATANABE (18:18): The crowd was quiet early for a lot of these matches but got into them by the end. This was one of them. The place was quiet until the second half. Momo is from Stardom so I don't think anyone knew who she was. She did some brutal moves, though, like a top rope knee stomp onto Mercedes on the apron. Match was fine but nothing special. **

SWERVE STRICKLAND vs. RICOCHET (18:10): The crowd got into this by the second half. Ricochet is awesome as a heel. Swerve really is a big star that the crowds everywhere pop for. They probably should give him the title again at Dynasty next month. They did a ton of near-falls in this, maybe too many. There were all these Hollywood B-stars at ringside making a ruckus during this match. Leslie Jones, who used to be on Saturday Night Live, was screaming throughout the whole match at ringside. Swerve gave Ricochet a backdrop slam on the announce table. Really heated throughout and the crowd was standing at the end of this. Good match. ***

KAZUCHIKA OKADA vs. BRODY KING (10:56): These days, Okada is only in really good matches once in a blue moon. This was okay but felt more like just a typical TV match. Okada won with The Rainmaker. The crowd was pretty quiet for most of this match. **

THE HURT SYNDICATE (BOBBY LASHLEY & SHELTON BENJAMIN) vs. THE OUTRUNNERS (TRUTH MAGNUM & TURBO FLOYD) (8:40): A few months ago, The Outrunners were so over with the crowds that Bryan Alvarez, the Wrestling Observer podcaster, said they should make them tag champs. Well those days are over, but they did get this title shot. The crowd popped for some of The Outrunners stupid, 80's, Hulkamania-esque gimmicks. But the crowd was more into Lashley and Benjamin, even though they're supposed to be heels. This wasn't a total squash, as they gave The Outrunners some momentum in the middle for a while. They're building The Hurt Business up as this unstoppable team kind of like how Roman Reigns was an unstoppable champion for years. I'm thinking maybe The Young Bucks come back and beat them. I mean...who else is there? FTR seem to be turning heel. *1/2

TONI STORM vs. MARIAH MAY "HOLLYWOOD ENDING MATCH" (12:56): This was the match that all the fans online raved about being the best of the night. It was wild and exciting but I still thought Ospreay/Fletcher was better. They started by brawling by the entrance and going through a table. In the ring, they taped their hands up and stuck them in a bucket filled with a broken champagne bottle, thus having glass shards on their hands. Orange Cassidy actually did this at All In in 2023. The crowd loved that spot. Both of the women were bleeding but Toni Storm was gruesomely covered in blood pouring down her face. The ending had Toni giving Mariah a piledriver through a table by the entrance and winning. This was something. Fantastic match. ***1/2

KENNY OMEGA vs. KONOSUKE TAKESHITA (28:30): This match reminded me of a New Japan match where it heats up and becomes epic and awesome in the last five minutes or so. They did bring out a table and Takeshita slammed Omega onto the table while it was on its side. That's because Omega had diverticulitis and had some of his intestines removed last year. They traded big moves, had a bunch of near falls. The crowd was going wild by the end of this. Omega won the International Title. Really good match. ***1/2 

WILL OSPREAY vs. KYLE FLETCHER "STEEL CAGE MATCH" (28:56): Now this was something. This was my favorite match of the night and perhaps the best match of the year thus far. It was edge-of-your-seat stuff. It was totally epic and dramatic and sometimes hard to watch. I mean...Ospreay gave Fletcher a Spanish Fly off the top of the cage. That's insanity. Mark Davis, Fletcher's former Aussie Open partner, ran down to the ring and cut the door open with bolt cutters to deliver a bag. The bag contained a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and a bag of thumbtacks. Ospreay hit Fletcher with the barbed wire bat and then ran the bat across Fletcher's forehead. Ospreay gave Fletcher a Styles Clash onto the thumbtacks. Fletcher had a screwdriver stashed on the top of the cage and eventually both men stabbed each other in the head with it. While all of this carnage was going on, they were both delivering wild, big moves on one another. Fletcher gave Ospreay a Brain Buster on a steel chair. Ospreay jumped off the side of the cage to give Fletcher an Osscutter. Finally, Fletcher was on his knees yelling, "I fucking hate you!" and Ospreay gave him The Hidden Blade to win. This was a masterpiece and the type of match you'll never forget. ****

JON MOXLEY vs. ADAM COPELAND/ JON MOXLEY vs. CHRISTIAN vs. ADAM COPELAND (26:32): Well...good luck following that last match. The crowd was dead. The match was a bore. The crowd woke up when the ref got knocked out and Wheeler Yuta and Jay White came down. Jay White inadvertently hit Copeland with the briefcase (Moxley has been keeping the title in a briefcase for no good reason). Wheeler, who had teased turning against Moxley, didn't. Wheeler and Jay White brawled to the back. Copeland gave Moxley a bunch of spears and went to pin Moxley but Christian pulled him out of the ring. Christian cashed in his title shot contract. The match became a 3 way. Moxley ended up tapping Christian out to win. After all of these awesome, AEW matches on the show, this main event just felt like a WWE match. Christian showing up got a big pop but the crowd hated that he lost so easily. Moxley was walking through the crowd after the match and Swerve jumped off a railing and onto Moxley. I'm guessing they'll do that match at Dynasty on April 6th (in Philly at The Liacouras Center). Considering how dull this main event was and how dull the Death Riders storyline has been, I think Swerve should win the title. *1/2