Sunday, October 26, 2014

WWE HELL IN THE CELL

Dallas

DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. CESARO "2 OUT OF 3 FALLS": Good match, albeit Ziggler won two straight falls so it wasn't as dramatic as it could've been. What does this mean for Cesaro? I thought he'd be in the main event picture by now. Oh, well. **1/2 (out of ****)

BRIE BELLA vs. NIKKI BELLA: Just okay. Brie has to be Nikki's assistant (i.e. slave) for a month. Can't wait for those hilarious RAW vignettes.
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THE USOS vs. STARDUST & GOLDUST: Not as good as their last match on ppv. It was kind of the same old shit. *1/2

RANDY ORTON vs. JOHN CENA "HELL IN THE CELL": All in all this was a better match than the main event, but the main event had spectacle and felt fresh. I'm sick of these two so I didn't really care about the near falls. It was entertaining but I never want to see these two again. **

THE MIZ vs. SHEAMUS: A comedy show. I feel bad for Sandow. 1/2*

THE BIG SHOW vs. RUSEV: Well Rusev suplexed The Big Show. That was cool. That was about it. *1/2

AJ LEE vs. PAIGE: Eh. Mediocre. *

SETH ROLLINS vs. DEAN AMBROSE "HELL IN THE CELL": Well finally someone falls off the frigging Hell in the Cell. When was the last time that happened? The nineties? Granted, the thing is taller now then when Mankind fell off it. And...these two both fell halfway while climbing down then stopping to beat each other. The falls were pretty sick...and the bell hadn't even rung. So the match starts with Ambrose climbing up to the top. Rollins sends his two security guards up then climbs up. They fight, fall, then climb off stretchers to eventually get inside. The crowd was mostly silent when the fight was in the ring. Not good for these two and their future as main eventers. They broke tables and used chairs and then the lights hit and Bray Wyatt was in the ring and slammed Ambrose leaving Rollins to pin him. Great opening half, terrible ending. I wanted to see these two finish the match. But no, WWE ruined another one. **1/2