Sunday, May 19th, 2013, from St. LouisCHRIS JERICHO vs. FANDANGO: I like Fandango. He's amusing. In the ring he's not boring. Jericho won. No stips. It was okay. **
DEAN AMBROSE vs. KOFI KINGSTON: Another no stips match. I do like Ambrose. He's got charisma. *1/2
SHEAMUS vs. MARK HENRY "STRAP MATCH": Interesting. A strap match? What is this...Russo's WCW? I guess it was better than a regular match between these two. **
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. JACK SWAGGER "I QUIT MATCH": Well this was supposed to be a three way ladder match but Ziggler, the champ, got a concussion. So we got this. God is Del Rio an awful good guy. *
SETH ROLLINS & ROMAN REIGNS vs. KANE & DANIEL BRYAN: I love Bryan but even I'm sick of his tag team. The Shield won the tag titles and earlier Ambrose won the U.S. title. **
RANDY ORTON vs. THE BIG SHOW "EXTREME RULES MATCH": They used a cane and a chair. Eh. *1/2
JOHN CENA vs. RYBACK "LAST MAN STANDING MATCH": A no contest! What the hell? Ryback slammed Cena through the stage and the set lights sparked and it was kind of cool but neither guy got up. **1/2
BROCK LESNAR vs. HHH "STEEL CAGE MATCH": Please retire, HHH. This was perhaps their best match. That's not saying a lot. Heyman low-blowed HHH and then Lesnar F-5'd him for the win. No blood but they did use a sledgehammer. It was okay. **1/2
