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BIANCA BeLAIR vs. ALEXA BLISS vs. LIV MORGAN vs. NAOMI vs. ROXANNE PEREZ "ELIMINATION CHAMBER" (29:15): This was one of the more entertaining WWE PPV's in recent memory. I'm kind of wondering if that had anything to do with the RAW ratings on Netflix being so disappointing. Usually when ratings are a factor, companies try all kinds of bold, eye-catching things. AEW did this last year when they were in talks for a new TV contract. They had Jack Perry and The Young Bucks beat up Tony Khan on TV. They showed the real security footage of the Jack Perry & CM Punk fight. And they also did an hour long TV match between Ospreay and MJF. Maybe I'm wrong and all of these big, bold ideas were always going to happen. Who knows? The show wasn't all great, though. I didn't like the fact that a show with only 4 matches was 3 hours and 15 minutes long. This match was fine but nothing special. It started with a "shocking" moment when Jade Cargill came out and beat up Naomi. Naomi was stretchered out and was eliminated. Besides that, there wasn't much else to this besides a typical, been-there-done-that Chamber match. Bianca whipped Liv with her hair and eventually Liv was bleeding from her back. Bianca won...but the storyline seems to be setting up Bianca vs. Jade, not Bianca vs. whatever champion she faces at 'Mania. Tiffany Stratton and Rhea Ripley are the two women's champions. Bianca vs. either of those two women would probably be a good match but there's no storyline there, is there? **
TIFFANY STRATTON & TRISH STRATUS vs. CANDICE LeRAE & NIA JAX (11:41): This match was kind of dull until Tiffany came in and looked incredible. Trish actually looked good considering she hasn't been a full time wrestler in, like, twenty years. I was watching this and thinking that they probably wanted this match to go longer than usual because the show had only 4 matches. It was only 11 minutes long! It felt like 20. That's not a good sign. Tiffany is a star, though, so she was fun to watch. *1/2
KEVIN OWENS vs. SAMI ZAYN "UNSANCTIONED MATCH" (27:35): This was the best WWE match I've seen in forever. That's not a surprise, really, as these two are two of the better wrestlers in the company. They used a barbed wire wrapped chair in this which was one of the bold, shocking aspects of this show. When was the last time the WWE used barbed wire? I think it was that JBL vs. The Big Show cage match that had barbed wire across the top of the cage. That was probably 20 years ago. And did they ever even use barbed wire before that? Ever? It's definitely a great thing when you use something sparingly. Barbed wire still gets a pop in AEW, but seeing it in WWE when they never use it was a big deal. They brawled in the crowd for a while. Sami put Kevin through two tables stacked with plastic cups and cans in the crowd. There were two tables stacked on top of each other that Sami got tossed onto from the top rope. They did some slams on a steel chair and the barbed wire chair. The barbed wire was even more fake than the AEW barbed wire because it didn't even stick to Kevin's shirt. Kevin beat up two referees. WWE officials ran out trying to get Kevin to stop. Eventually Kevin won. Good match. After the match, Randy Orton returned and gave Kevin an RKO and then gave a few officials that ran in RKO's. ***
JOHN CENA vs. CM PUNK vs. DREW McINTYRE vs. LOGAN PAUL vs. SETH ROLLINS "ELIMINATION CHAMBER" (32:36): This match was packed with stars which made it feel like a big time match (Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Dominick Mysterio, Charlotte Flair, Rhea Ripley and LA Knight were a few of the wrestlers not even on this show). Logan Paul did a frog splash from off the top of a pod. Eventually it came down to CM Punk and Cena. These two had one of the best feuds in the WWE ever in 2011 during The Summer of Punk...so that was nostalgic and fun seeing those two wrestling again after so long. Seth Rollins was eliminated but gave Punk a foot stomp on the steel floor in the chamber. This caused Cena to be able to put Punk in the STU submission hold and win. A lot of this match was entertaining, but it seemed like it went on a bit too long. **1/2
THE ROCK & CODY RHODES SEGMENT: Cody and The Rock came out while Cena was still in the ring. The Rock wanted Cody to give him a hug because The Rock wanted Cody's soul. No, I have no idea what that even means. Cody said that he doesn't have a soul because he's already given it to the WWE and the fans. Then the big, bold choices came into play. Cody said, "Go fuck yourself," to The Rock. I mean...it's Peacock, you can curse, show nudity, and blood, who cares? But the WWE usually doesn't curse (Michael Cole also said "shit" during this segment...so is this the new normal?), so that was a surprise. Then Cena kicked Cody in the balls and beat him up while The Rock watched. So Cena finally turned heel after all these years. The reason he never turned heel was because his merchandise was always the #1 seller and he was popular with little kids. Since this is his retirement run, I guess the WWE figured he'd never be able to turn heel ever again, why not try it this year? The other reason is probably because they wanted one of the Wrestlemania main events to be Cody vs. Cena, and they might've been afraid that Cody might get booed. Or maybe it was those bad Netflix ratings and they wanted to do something daring to get people talking. I like that they tried something fresh. I don't like that Cena's retirement year is going to be him being evil. Usually you want a retirement tour to be a thank you to the fans and go out with cheering crowds and adoration, right? You don't want to retire being booed and beating up good guys and seeing kids crying in the audience, do you? This might end up biting them in the ass. I guess we'll find out. This company hasn't exactly made the best decisions in the last few years (Sami Zayn not beating Roman for the title being the obvious black mark). But at least this made the WWE interesting for the first time in a long time.