Squared Circle 4 Life
Monday, November 4, 2024
NJPW POWER STRUGGLE
Saturday, November 2, 2024
WWE CROWN JEWEL
Saturday, October 12, 2024
AEW WRESTLE DREAM
Saturday, October 5, 2024
WWE BAD BLOOD
CM PUNK vs. DREW McINTYRE “HELL IN A CELL” (31:23):
Last week on Wrestling Observer Radio they noted that this show was sold
out and the secondary market tickets were all going for really high prices. I
guess because the card was pretty good. Well, at least there were two big
matches. And the crowd probably went home happy because The Rock made an
appearance at the end. There ended up only being one good match on the show and
it was this one. The reason that this was the best Hell in a Cell match in
years was obvious; both guys were bloody messes. Since the WWE sold to
Endeavor, they've used blood on occasion after the WWE never used blood for
decades. The reason they stopped using blood after the Attitude Era was so they
could get family friendly advertisers on their shows. I guess they don't care
about them anymore? While this was a typical HIAC match, the blood made it seem
more brutal and more exciting. They used tables, chairs, a wrench, and the ring
steps. McIntyre had a bag of something and it would've made the match better if
it was thumbtacks but unfortunately it turned out to be friendship bracelet
pieces. Yep, we're still not finished with this blood feud being about a
friendship bracelet. Still, it was probably the WWE's best match of the year. ***
NIA JAX vs. BAYLEY (14:12): The rest of this show was boring and the crowd was fairly quiet until parts of the main event. In this match, Tiffany Stratton attempted to use her MITB briefcase but Nia saw it and thwarted the attempt. 1/2*
DAMIAN PRIEST vs. FINN BALOR (12:50): This was okay but totally forgettable. Carlito and JD interfered. Remember Edge started The Judgment Day? I think it's time is over. *1/2
GOLDBERG/GUNTHER/SAMI ZAYN SEGMENT: HHH came out to unveil the new Crown Jewel championship (another title? What is this, AEW?). The crowd booed when HHH mentioned Saudi Arabia. Gunther came out because it will be Cody vs. Gunther for this new title. Gunther made fun of Goldberg who was sitting ringside. Goldberg tried to get into the ring but security stopped him. Sami Zayn ran out to beat up Gunther. How old is Goldberg, anyway?
RHEA RIPLEY vs. LIV MORGAN (14:32): They botched the ending to this. That didn't really matter, as it was a bad, boring match anyway. Dominik was suspended in a shark cage. He somehow got the door open and ended up falling out but was hanging by a chain on his ankle. Rhea went over and hit him with a Singapore cane. The ending was supposed to be Raquel Rodriguez returning, helping Liv to win. The problem was that the ref wasn't supposed to see this interference but he did and so just rang the bell for the DQ. Raquel still laid Liv over Rhea for the pin, not realizing the ending was botched and the bell had already rang. Awkward, bad ending. 1/2*
CODY RHODES & ROMAN REIGNS vs. THE BLOODLINE (SOLO SIKOA & JACOB FATU) (25:50): Shockingly, this was Roman's first match since Wrestlemania. Jesus. He has quite the sweet deal. The match was boring. Cody did a top rope splash onto Jacob Fatu on the announce table. That was great. The rest of this didn't feel special, it just felt like a random TV match. After the match The Rock came out and stood there and then left. Okay. At least do something! **
Saturday, September 7, 2024
AEW ALL OUT
MJF vs. DANIEL GARCIA (23:37): They really pushed Daniel Garcia this summer as being a mid-card guy finally ascending to main event status. Unfortunately, he probably should have won this match for that storyline to make sense. Match was kind of slow. MJF hit Garcia in the balls when the ref wasn't looking and quickly pinned him. After the match, Garcia got his revenge and gave him a pile driver from the top rope. MJF didn't need to win here. **
THE YOUNG BUCKS vs. BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB (WHEELER YUTA & CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI) (15:45): Match was fine but nothing special. This was more or less just a typical TV match. Supposedly they sold out the building for this show, which is actually a great feat considering most AEW shows only get a couple thousand fans if that. **1/2
WILL OSPREAY vs. PAC (20:36): This was the best match on the show. Of course it was. Ospreay looked even better than usual if that's possible. I was thinking they should have let PAC win since he's been kind of sidelined in the mid-card for a long time. The crowd was going nuts for a lot of the crazy, seamless spots they did. I still like Takeshita/Ospreay from earlier this year was better, though. ***1/2
KRIS STATLANDER vs. WILLOW NIGHTINGALE “CHICAGO STREET FIGHT” (14:57): This match was fantastic. Did they really need a street fight, though? They were already doing a “Lights Out” steel cage match. They actually used light tubes in this match, which AEW rarely does. Willow smashed a stick of tubes taped together over Statlander's head. They did have to do that on the entranceway away from the crowd. Statlander put Willow through the announce table. They crashed through the guardrail by the fans. Statlander speared Willow off the entranceway and down onto two tables. They used thumbtacks. This was nuts and super entertaining. ***1/2
KAZUCHIKA OKADA vs. ORANGE CASSIDY vs. KONOSUKE TAKESHITA vs. MARK BRISCOE (14:59): This was maybe Okada's best match in AEW. Which is probably saying how disappointing his matches so far have been. I think his matches are too slow for AEW, but this had four guys in the ring so it was never totally boring. Takeshita looked awesome, even delivering a better Orange Punch than Cassidy does. Crowd was a little quiet in spots and Briscoe kept trying to hype them up. Okada retained whatever meaningless title he has. **1/2
MERCEDES MONE vs. HIKARU SHIDA (16:32): This was probably the weakest match on the main card. It was fine. They wrestled. It wasn't very exciting. Mercedes kept trying to fix her wig and I thought it was going to come off. There were two funny signs in the crowd for this match. One said “Mercedes Phoney” and the other said something like “Mercedes Blowme.” Crude. Mercedes has yet to have a great match in AEW. *1/2
BRYAN DANIELSON vs. JACK PERRY (27:53): This match was kind of slow and boring until the last ten minutes or so. The crowd got into it late with the “Yes!” chants and the near-falls and, of course, the ref bump. The Young Bucks came out to beat up Danielson. Wheeler Yuta and Claudio chased them away. Danielson finally won and then Christian came out to cash in his title shot. Moxley came out to stop this and then Claudio and Wheeler came out. Claudio turned on Danielson by giving him a clothesline. Then Moxley put a plastic bag over Danielson's head to presumably kill him. The crowd chanted, “This is murder!” Wheeler was crying and held back by Claudio. So I guess Moxley, Claudio, and PAC are the new heel group along with Mirina Shafir, who's been hanging out with Moxley. I guess they had nothing else for Marina to do. The refs saved Danielson and the doctors gave him oxygen and stretchered him out. Interesting angle. It's something new having heel Moxley vs. Danielson for the title, so that's good. **1/2
'HANGMAN' ADAM PAGE vs. SWERVE STRICKLAND “LIGHTS OUT STEEL CAGE MATCH” (31:22): While this match was certainly brutal and disturbing...it was not exciting like their epic “Texas Death Match.” The crowd was also quiet, which made this feel kind of lethargic. Since they were in a steel cage and were just using weapons, it wasn't fast paced or entertaining. There were a few “sick” spots. They both got slammed back first onto a cinderblock. 'Hangman' used a charred piece of wood from the fire (oh, yeah...'Hangman' burned down Swerve's childhood home in what was one of the great moments in AEW history on Dynamite) to try to stab Swerve but Swerve took it to stab 'Hangman.' They used a staple gun. Swerve stapled a picture of his family to 'Hangman's face. The big, shocking finale had 'Hangman' using a syringe needle to stab Swerve in the inside of his mouth then hit him over the head with a chair. The ref called for the bell. 'Hangman' won. I would have liked this more if it was fast paced and exciting with maybe more moves than just them idly walking around the ring seeking weapons in front of a hushed crowd. I can't really say it was disappointing as it was billed as being gruesome and crazy and it delivered on that. 'Hangman' let out a cathartic scream on the entranceway to close the show. Finally he's finished the feud. He won. **
Saturday, August 31, 2024
WWE BASH IN BERLIN
CODY RHODES vs. KEVIN OWENS (26:10): The WWE's been
having a lot of international shows lately, right? Do they make more money
doing those or something? I'd think just flying everyone there would cost a
lot. In May they had PPV's in France and Saudi Arabia. Then their June PPV was
in Scotland. Now they're in Germany. Maybe this has something to do with
pushing their RAW to Netflix deal, which starts in January. Who knows? The
crowd in Germany was good but nothing like that raucous Lyon, France crowd. It
didn't help that this felt like a forgettable house show. The WWE PPV's have
not been that great this year, although the big ones like 'Mania and Summerslam
were pretty good. This first match was kind of pointless because who the hell
thought Kevin Owens, who's a babyface, anyway, had a chance to win the title?
Granted, AEW is having Bryan Danielson defend the title against Jack Perry next
week at All Out, and that match seems just as pointless. The work in
this match was fine. It was decent. The story had Kevin Owens refusing to “go
for the kill” and thus ending up losing. So they made him look pathetic. I'm
guessing this means he will turn heel, otherwise, what's the point of making
him look like a pathetic loser who doesn't want to win? **
BIANCA BeLAIR & JADE CARGILL vs. THE UNHOLY UNION (ALBA FYRE & ISLA DAWN) (12:02): Bianca and Jade won the tag titles in this match. Bianca used to be a big, main event star, so I'm not entirely sure why she's now suddenly slumming it in the tag team division. Jade doesn't seem to have become the big WWE star they thought she would, although that's kind of their fault for not giving her anything to do and putting her in a tag team. The crowd was mostly silent for this. *1/2
CM PUNK vs. DREW McINTYRE “STRAP MATCH” (19:15): Punk was bleeding a little bit and they still decided to shoehorn the friendship bracelet story into this match. To win you had to touch each corner and they had a confusing red and green light on each corner. Eventually I figured out that the green light was for Punk and Drew's was red. Match was good but nothing spectacular. They really built this feud up into being this blood feud for the ages and then delivered two average matches. **1/2
THE TERROR TWINS (RHEA RIPLEY & DAMIAN PRIEST) vs. THE JUDGMENT DAY (DOMINIK MYSTERIO & LIV MORGAN) (14:20): They probably should have had the heels win, otherwise the feud is kind of over, right? Nope! They did have Liv attack Rhea on RAW and Rhea was on crutches by the end of the show. The fans really loved the whole Dominik/Rhea dynamic, so I think that was stupid to break them up. This match would have really been better if the men and women could wrestle each other. They did do some of the women doing moves on the men, but God forbid a man hit a woman even though they've done men vs. women in some Japan promotions like DDT and in U.S. indie companies like GCW and PWG. I don't get why they won't do that, as Dominik vs. Rhea would be fucking huge. Match was entertaining. The other Judgment Day members interfered. It was fine. **1/2
GUNTHER vs. RANDY ORTON (34:28): Jesus. 34 minutes? What is this? Pro Wrestling Noah? Because of that epic length, this match was pretty boring. I don't even think Orton delivered an RKO. Orton did put Gunther through the announce table, but did it in the dumbest way possible. He put the stairs next to the table then climbed up and dropped Gunther onto the table. Gunther choked out Orton. The crowd was hot early but got bored. Roman Reigns and the whole Bloodline gang weren't on this show for some reason. Considering that's been the hot angle on TV, it made this show feel kind of weak without them. *
Sunday, August 25, 2024
AEW ALL IN
ACTION ANDRETTI, KIP SABIAN, KYLE FLETCHER, LIO RUSH, ROCKY ROMERO, TOMMY BILLINGTON & TOP FLIGHT vs. ANTHONY AGOGO, ARIYA DAIVARI, JAY LETHAL, PRIVATE PARTY, SATNAM SINGH & DARK ORDER (11:34): How is AEW making any money paying all these wrestlers? There were over 70 wrestlers on this show. And some of the big AEW stars weren't even there, like Moxley, Takeshita, and Adam Cole. Anyway, this was a great show with a great main event and a lot of big moments. The 50,000+ crowd was awesome. You definitely got your money's worth if you paid to watch it. The only thing fantastic on this pre-show was the return of Jamie Hayter. She was out with an injury at last year's All In, too. What possible injury did she have to be out more than a year? She didn't break her neck or anything. As for this match...it was entertaining though pretty much just a match to get as many wrestlers as possible on the show. Are the Dark Order guys heels? They were on the heel team. AEW hasn't been using them on TV lately for whatever reason. Top Flight and Private Party used to be bigger stars in AEW, now they seem to only be booked on forgettable Rampage matches. The one big star they have been pushing this summer is Kyle Fletcher. He's awesome so it's too bad he got stuck in this. **
TOMOHIRO ISHII & WILLOW NIGHTINGALE vs. KRIS STATLANDER & STOKELY HATHAWAY (8:14): The shocking thing about this match was that Stokely actually looked good when he was wrestling. Ishii pinned him so Willow gets to pick the stipulation for the Statlander/Willow match at All Out in two weeks (they decided not to do a Labor Day weekend PPV this year and moved it back a week). Willow is probably the most over AEW women's wrestler. Maybe they should start giving her bigger matches than this. **
SARAYA/JAMIE HAYTER: Saraya came out with her family to berate the crowd, saying she won the title here last year and wasn't even booked on the show this year. Jamie Hayter returned to a gigantic pop and laid everyone out. Kind of weird having Hayter's big return be on the pre-show instead of somewhere more prominent on the card, but it was at least in front of her hometown crowd.
BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB (PAC, CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI & WHEELER YUTA) vs. THE PATRIARCHY (CHRISTIAN CAGE, KILLSWITCH & NICK WAYNE) vs. HOUSE OF BLACK (BRODY KING, MALAKAI BLACK & BUDDY MATTHEWS) vs. BANG BANG GANG (THE GUNN'S & JUICE ROBINSON) (18:58): This was the PPV opener. Great match. Another typical, crazy, wildly entertaining AEW ladder, tables, and chairs match. Originally, Death Triangle was supposed to be in this match but The Lucha Brothers decided to go to WWE. That meant they had to insert PAC into the BCC for no real reason. I still have no idea why Moxley wasn't on this show. He was last seen in AEW losing the IWGP title to Naito at Forbidden Door. I don't think he's hurt. Maybe Tony Khan just decided to give him July and August off because Moxley had been traveling to Japan a few times in the Spring and was probably burned out. Christian started the match running away and leaving. He returned when everyone was down to attempt to climb a ladder and win. Nick Wayne's mom tried to climb the ladder at one point. Nick Wayne did a running, over the top rope into a Canadian Destroyer onto Malakai through a ringside table. That was a wild spot. Just a bunch of craziness. Really entertaining. The odd team of Claudio, PAC, and Wheeler Yuta are now the Trios champs. PAC is from England and got a big pop when he grabbed the title, so that's the reason they won. ***
THE YOUNG BUCKS vs. THE ACCLAIMED vs. FTR (13:32): This was entertaining, though nothing particularly special nor on the level of the FTR/Bucks matches from the past. They probably should have just had The Acclaimed vs. The Bucks because they had been pushing that story all summer long. The Bucks looked great. The Acclaimed are probably turning heel...maybe. At one point, Max joined in to do an EVP trigger. The Bucks retain the tag titles. After the match, The Grizzled Young Veterans, who used to be in NXT, came out. They beat up FTR. The GYV actually wrestled on Collision awhile back, so this wasn't, like, a big debut or anything. **1/2